BEST OF BIRTHDAYS

SKU:
BOX-EVE-001
25.00 CAD

Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.

FRONT: It's your birthday.
INSIDE: So go fuck yourself.

FRONT: Make a wish and blow out your candles.
INSIDE: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.

FRONT: I heard it's your birthday.
INSIDE: I also heard I don't give a shit.

FRONT: You always throw the best birthday parties.
INSIDE: Is it to make up for your small penis?

FRONT: Have a happy birthday.
INSIDE: Or rot in hell you old bastard.

FRONT: You know who loves birthday parties?
INSIDE: Little sissies.