We're 8 Years Old!


On January 25th we turned 8, so happy fucking birthday to us!  We don't know much about the typical 8-year-old, but we're proudly potty-trained, we have our front teeth and we can ride a bike without training wheels.... that's good for 8, right?

This fancy new site of ours has yet to go live, but once it does we'll likely have a belated birthday sale.  What better way to celebrate OUR birthday than by giving others a deal on product?!  People should be sending US gifts, but whatever.  We like that you folks have kept us in business for 8 years...

Happy Fucking New Year

Ahh yes, a new year is here.  We're gearing up for our 8th birthday later this month and it's time for our obligatory thank you.  Thank you for visiting our website.  Thank you for buying our products.  Thank you for sharing our products with your friends and family.  Thank you for sending us emails about how awesome we are.  Thank you for visiting us at the events that we do.  Thank you for having the same fucked up sense of humour as us...  We fucking love you guys and couldn't be here without you!...  Well, we could, but it just wouldn't be the same.