Hey fellas, did you spoil your partner last month on Valentine's Day? Perhaps it's time to subtly remind them that today is Steak and a Blowjob Day! It falls every year on March 14th... Exactly one month after Valentine's Day, how about that?! And if they don't believe you, show them this post... We're a stationery company, we wouldn't make up a holiday for crying out loud!
Today is also Pi Day (as in 3.14159) and whenever I think about Pi I can't help but sing this little diddy...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NgjkwQ-7lY