After 8 years and creasing, cutting, and folding 100,000's of cards by hand - this bad boy has become my uniform.  It's okay though, don't worry about me... I'm totally at peace with my sexy new look.  Thankfully it's just while I work (though there was a time several months ago where I had to rock it 24/7).  Now I just wear it while I work so my tendons stay happy.

While it may only be February, we've already started working on getting our Christmas cards ready!  Oye.  It's so crazy how Christmas never really ends in the greeting card world.  You spend January recovering from Christmas, February thru August is designing and getting stock ready, September thru November is shipping Christmas stock out to stores, then early December is spent filling and shipping online sales.  Then Christmas actually comes and goes and it's back to the beginning of the cycle.  It's a mad, mad season,  but we love it.

For you retailers out there curious about the Alberta Gift Show - nope, we're not going!  But we're always free to take your wholesale orders.  If you don't already have an account with our fancy new wholesale site, just call or email me and I'll hook you up.  Alternatively, Jannex is around to help you too!

It's Almost Valentine's Day


It's almost Valentine's Day and if you haven't already ordered your Hug and Kiss Valentine's Day or Love cards, you're running out of time!  All orders should be placed today in order for them to be shipped and received in time for the big day.  (It's February 14th, FYI).


We have lots of Valentine's Day cards to choose from, and you can also browse our "Love" and "Thinking of You" pages for the perfect card.  Or if you're loved one is out of town, perhaps the "Missing You" page!  Our cards are perfect for those of you that don't really truly care about Valentine's Day... I mean, cards about hookers and masturbation... that's true Valentine's Day sentiment, right?  Heck, even if you are a true romantic and you love celebrating Valentine's Day, who says you can't do so with a little humour?!  Swearing is fucking hilarious and super sexy and romantic.

We're 8 Years Old!


On January 25th we turned 8, so happy fucking birthday to us!  We don't know much about the typical 8-year-old, but we're proudly potty-trained, we have our front teeth and we can ride a bike without training wheels.... that's good for 8, right?

This fancy new site of ours has yet to go live, but once it does we'll likely have a belated birthday sale.  What better way to celebrate OUR birthday than by giving others a deal on product?!  People should be sending US gifts, but whatever.  We like that you folks have kept us in business for 8 years...

Happy Fucking New Year

Ahh yes, a new year is here.  We're gearing up for our 8th birthday later this month and it's time for our obligatory thank you.  Thank you for visiting our website.  Thank you for buying our products.  Thank you for sharing our products with your friends and family.  Thank you for sending us emails about how awesome we are.  Thank you for visiting us at the events that we do.  Thank you for having the same fucked up sense of humour as us...  We fucking love you guys and couldn't be here without you!...  Well, we could, but it just wouldn't be the same.