Don't let your mom down this year, you at least have to get her a card to show her that you care. All those years that you forgot Mother's Day, she's been keeping track and it's affecting your inheritance. Think about all the things your mom has done for you.... She spent 9 months growing you from scratch, she pushed you out her vajayjay (which is super fucking intense), she wiped your snotty nose, she rubbed your back when you were sick, she did 18 years worth of laundry and she kept a roof over your fucking head. So show a little respect and get her a card and a little gift. It's the least you can do.