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    DAMAGED GOODS

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    The "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true?  Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).
    $10.00
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    COVID BLANK

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    Front: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off. Inside: Blank
    $1.00
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    YOU SUCK TOGETHER

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    Front: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.
    $1.00
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    Front: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.
    $1.00
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    QUITTERS NEVER WED

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    Front: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.
    $1.00
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    SHEEPISH WEDDING

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    Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.
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    LIKE YOU, HATE YOU

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    Front: We've all been thinking about you. Inside: And we've decided we don't like you anymore.
    $1.00
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    I DON’T THINK

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    Front: Everyone has been thinking about you. Inside: Well, not me.
    $2.00
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    ASKING FOR TROUBLE

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    Front: I'm really sorry. Inside: But you asked for it.
    $1.00
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    CUPID STINKS

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    Front: Cupid is great. Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.
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    NO ONE LOVES TURTLES

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    Front: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.
    $1.00
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    THERE’S NO CHANCE

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    Front: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.
    $1.00
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    LOVE SUCKS

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    Front: I love Valentine's Day. Inside: I just don't love you.
    $1.00
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    MAKE ME A SANDWICH

    Mother's Day
    Front: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.
    $1.00
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    MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST

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    Front: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.
    $1.00
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    BAD MOMMY

    Mother's Day
    Front: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.
    $1.00
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    NEVER REGRET

    Mother's Day
    Front: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?
    $1.00
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    LITTLE BRAT

    Mother's Day
    Front: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.
    $1.00
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    DADDY ISSUES

    Mother's Day
    Front: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?
    $1.00
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    GIMME YOUR MONEY

    New Job
    Front: You got the job. Inside: Now you can pay me back.
    $1.00
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    YOU SUCK BALLS

    New Job
    Front: What a great new job. Inside: You'll be fired in no time.
    $1.00
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    I SECRETLY HATE YOU

    New Job
    Front: You really deserved that promotion. Inside: But I deserved it more.
    $1.00
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    WINSOME HEROES

    New Home
    Front: What a beautiful new home. Inside: Sure beats the dump that I'm living in.
    $1.00
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    BIRDS HAVE HOUSES TOO

    New Home
    Front: Your new house is great. Inside: But mine is better.
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    DAMAGED GOODS

    Box Sets
    The "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true?  Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).
    $10.00
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    COVID BLANK

    Cards
    Front: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off. Inside: Blank
    $1.00
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    YOU SUCK TOGETHER

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    Front: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.
    $1.00
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    WEDDING CRASHERS

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    Front: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.
    $1.00
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    QUITTERS NEVER WED

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    Front: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.
    $1.00
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    SHEEPISH WEDDING

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    Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.
    $1.00
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    LIKE YOU, HATE YOU

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    Front: We've all been thinking about you. Inside: And we've decided we don't like you anymore.
    $1.00
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    I DON’T THINK

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    Front: Everyone has been thinking about you. Inside: Well, not me.
    $2.00
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    ASKING FOR TROUBLE

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    Front: I'm really sorry. Inside: But you asked for it.
    $1.00
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    CUPID STINKS

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    Front: Cupid is great. Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.
    $1.00
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    NO ONE LOVES TURTLES

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    Front: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.
    $1.00
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    THERE’S NO CHANCE

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    Front: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.
    $1.00
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    LOVE SUCKS

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    Front: I love Valentine's Day. Inside: I just don't love you.
    $1.00
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    MAKE ME A SANDWICH

    Mother's Day
    Front: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.
    $1.00
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    MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST

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    Front: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.
    $1.00
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    BAD MOMMY

    Mother's Day
    Front: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.
    $1.00
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    NEVER REGRET

    Mother's Day
    Front: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?
    $1.00
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    LITTLE BRAT

    Mother's Day
    Front: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.
    $1.00
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    DADDY ISSUES

    Mother's Day
    Front: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?
    $1.00
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    GIMME YOUR MONEY

    New Job
    Front: You got the job. Inside: Now you can pay me back.
    $1.00
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    YOU SUCK BALLS

    New Job
    Front: What a great new job. Inside: You'll be fired in no time.
    $1.00
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    I SECRETLY HATE YOU

    New Job
    Front: You really deserved that promotion. Inside: But I deserved it more.
    $1.00
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    WINSOME HEROES

    New Home
    Front: What a beautiful new home. Inside: Sure beats the dump that I'm living in.
    $1.00
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    BIRDS HAVE HOUSES TOO

    New Home
    Front: Your new house is great. Inside: But mine is better.
    $1.00
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