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May 19, 2023
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Quick ViewDAMAGED GOODS
Box SetsThe "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).$10.00 -
Quick ViewFIGHT CLUB
CardsFront: I heard Mr. and Mrs. Claus are fighting. Inside: They're members of the North Pole fight club.$5.50 -
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CardsFront: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Inside: As long as I don't have to drive anywhere.$5.50 -
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CardsFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, I do. The rest of my family doesn't give a crap.$5.50 -
Quick ViewWHAM BAM
CardsFront: Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Inside: Wait, did I say heart? I meant herpes.$5.50 -
Quick ViewBETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Belated BirthdayFront: I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSOCIAL MEDIA WIN
Belated BirthdayFront: I know your birthday was the other day... Inside: I just needed social media to remind me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewPICKY NOSE PICKER
BirthdayFront: Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside: For people that are too damn picky.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.$5.00 -
Quick ViewDAY DRINK DAY DRUNK
BirthdayFront: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?$5.00 -
Quick ViewNETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL
BirthdayFront: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSILVER SHORT CURLY
BirthdayFront: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBEST GIFT OF ALL
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?$5.00 -
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Quick ViewTOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewMR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
CardsFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMRS. AND MRS. BITCH
CardsFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.00 -
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DAMAGED GOODS
Box SetsThe "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).$10.00 -
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FIGHT CLUB
CardsFront: I heard Mr. and Mrs. Claus are fighting. Inside: They're members of the North Pole fight club.$5.50 -
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SNOW DAY
CardsFront: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Inside: As long as I don't have to drive anywhere.$5.50 -
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ONLY ME
CardsFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, I do. The rest of my family doesn't give a crap.$5.50 -
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WHAM BAM
CardsFront: Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Inside: Wait, did I say heart? I meant herpes.$5.50 -
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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Belated BirthdayFront: I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.$5.00 -
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SOCIAL MEDIA WIN
Belated BirthdayFront: I know your birthday was the other day... Inside: I just needed social media to remind me.$5.00 -
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PICKY NOSE PICKER
BirthdayFront: Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside: For people that are too damn picky.$5.00 -
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FUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.$5.00 -
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DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK
BirthdayFront: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?$5.00 -
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NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL
BirthdayFront: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.$5.00 -
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SILVER SHORT CURLY
BirthdayFront: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.$5.00 -
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BEST GIFT OF ALL
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?$5.00 -
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TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.$5.00 -
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MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
CardsFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.00 -
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MRS. AND MRS. BITCH
CardsFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.00 -
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