Cards
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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Front:Â I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside:Â I just forgot to buy a card on time.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â I promise I didn’t forget your birthday.
Inside:Â I just forgot to buy a card on time. -
SOCIAL MEDIA WIN
Front:Â I know your birthday was the other day... Inside:Â I just needed social media to remind me.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â I know your birthday was the other day…
Inside:Â I just needed social media to remind me. -
PICKY NOSE PICKER
Front:Â Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside:Â For people that are too damn picky.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Gift cards are the perfect gift.
Inside:Â For people that are too damn picky. -
FUCKING BIRTHDAY
Front:Â Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside:Â Happy fucking birthday.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Heard that you’re celebrating a big day.
Inside:Â Happy fucking birthday. -
DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK
Front:Â Got big birthday plans? Inside:Â Or another night of drinking alone?$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Got big birthday plans?
Inside:Â Or another night of drinking alone? -
NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL
Front:Â You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside:Â But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â You deserve a huge birthday celebration.
Inside:Â But I’m just giving you a card and buying take-out. -
SILVER SHORT CURLY
Front:Â Getting older isn't so bad. Inside:Â Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Getting older isn’t so bad.
Inside:Â Until the first grey pubic hair arrives. -
BEST GIFT OF ALL
Front:Â Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside:Â Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Happy birthday to my dearest love.
Inside:Â Instead of a gift can I just go down on you? -
ALL ABOUT YOU
Front:Â Today is all about you. Inside:Â You're so selfish.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Today is all about you.
Inside:Â You’re so selfish. -
TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
Front:Â Birthdays are a time to party. Inside:Â Too bad we're too old for that shit.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Birthdays are a time to party.
Inside:Â Too bad we’re too old for that shit. -
OUT AND PROUD
Front:Â Congratulations on coming out. Inside:Â I'm fucking proud of you.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Congratulations on coming out.
Inside:Â I’m fucking proud of you. -
PRIDE BOT
Front:Â Love who you wanna love. Inside:Â I really don't give a shit.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Love who you wanna love.
Inside:Â I really don’t give a shit. -
UNDERWEAR DON’T CARE
Front:Â You're the best. Inside:Â No matter what's in those undies.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â You’re the best.
Inside:Â No matter what’s in those undies. -
SAME OLD JERK
Front:Â New name. New pronoun. Inside:Â Same old jerk on the inside.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â New name. New pronoun.
Inside:Â Same old jerk on the inside. -
MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
Front:Â Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs.
Inside: You two bitches deserve each other. -
MRS. AND MRS. BITCH
Front:Â Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs.
Inside: You two bitches deserve each other. -
FAKE NEWS
Front:Â Congratulations. Inside: That's fucking awesome news.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Congratulations.
Inside: That’s fucking awesome news. -
GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE
Front:Â The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â The stockings are hung by the mantel with care.
Inside: Now we’re just waiting for Santa’s fat ass.