Cards
DAMAGED GOODS
The "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $5 (that's just 50 cents a card)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).$5.00 Add to cartThe “Damaged Goods” include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $5 (that’s just 50 cents a card)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!…. The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).
WIFE AND MOTHER
Front: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Back: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother.
Back: Seriously. I could use more attention.
LEAST FAVE
Front: Happy Mother's Day. Back: From your least favourite child.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Mother’s Day.
Back: From your least favourite child.
ALL ABOUT YOU MOM
Front: Today is all about you mom. Back: You self-entitled witch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Today is all about you mom.
Back: You self-entitled witch.
CARELESS OR RECKLESS
Front: You make parenting look easy. Back: Probably because you don't give a shit.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You make parenting look easy.
Back: Probably because you don’t give a shit.
SHIT ON MY HEAD
Front: Thank you for raising me. Back: I know I was a little shithead.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thank you for raising me.
Back: I know I was a little shithead.
SNIP SNIP TIME
Front: You are a great husband and father. Back: But it's time for the snip-snip$5.00 Add to cartFront: You are a great husband and father.
Back: But it’s time for the snip-snip
LEAST FAVE
Front: Happy Father's Day. Back: From your least favourite child.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Father’s Day.
Back: From your least favourite child.
ALL ABOUT YOU DAD
Front: Today is all about you dad. Back: You self-entitled jerk.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Today is all about you dad.
Back: You self-entitled jerk.
NO CASH VALUE
Front: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Back: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card.
Back: But I don’t want to put a dollar value on our relationship.
TOO MUCH MOOLA
Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Back: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift.
Back: It was expensive. So we didn’t buy it.
LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
Front: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Back: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 Add to cartFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage.
Back: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.
PEE PEE PANTS
Front: One word of advice? Back: Kegels.$5.00 Add to cartFront: One word of advice?
Back: Kegels.
SIN SIN SINFUL
Front: Congratulations. Back: You're no longer living in sin.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: You’re no longer living in sin.
MALLS WILL BLEED YOU DRY
Front: Time to go shopping. Back: This fucking sucks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Time to go shopping.
Back: This fucking sucks.
MRS. BITCH CLAUS
Front: Santa Claus is great. Back: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Santa Claus is great.
Back: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.
TRAFFIC STOP
Front: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Back: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money?
Back: It’s from sex trafficking.
HAPPY WHATEVER
Front: Happy Holidays. Back: Or whatever the fuck we're supposed to say not to be offensive.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Holidays.
Back: Or whatever the fuck we’re supposed to say not to be offensive.
