Cards
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CANCEL THIS SHIT
Front: Did you hear the news? Back: Santa died. Christmas is cancelled.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Did you hear the news?
Back: Santa died. Christmas is cancelled. -
BIG STUPID HEAD
Front: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose? Inside: It's just a huge zit.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose?
Inside: It’s just a huge zit. -
CHRISTMAS CHEER
Front: Sending you some Christmas cheer. Back: From a safe fucking distance.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Sending you some Christmas cheer.
Back: From a safe fucking distance. -
YOU’RE TOO MUCH
Front: It's too bad we can't spend the holidays together. Back: Just kidding. We needed a year off.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s too bad we can’t spend the holidays together.
Back: Just kidding. We needed a year off. -
FUCKING COVID
Front: Sorry we couldn’t celebrate together. Inside: Fucking Covid.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Sorry we couldn’t celebrate together.
Inside:Â Fucking Covid.
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COVID BLANK
Front: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off. Inside: Blank$5.00 Add to cartFront: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off.
Inside: Blank
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DAMAGED GOODS
The "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $5 (that's just 50 cents a card)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).$5.00 Add to cartThe “Damaged Goods” include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $5 (that’s just 50 cents a card)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!…. The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).
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SNIP SNIP TIME
Front: You are a great husband and father. Back: But it's time for the snip-snip$5.00 Add to cartFront: You are a great husband and father.
Back: But it’s time for the snip-snip -
LEAST FAVE
Front: Happy Father's Day. Back: From your least favourite child.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Father’s Day.
Back: From your least favourite child. -
ALL ABOUT YOU DAD
Front: Today is all about you dad. Back: You self-entitled jerk.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Today is all about you dad.
Back: You self-entitled jerk. -
WIFE AND MOTHER
Front: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Back: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother.
Back: Seriously. I could use more attention. -
LEAST FAVE
Front: Happy Mother's Day. Back: From your least favourite child.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Mother’s Day.
Back: From your least favourite child. -
ALL ABOUT YOU MOM
Front: Today is all about you mom. Back: You self-entitled witch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Today is all about you mom.
Back: You self-entitled witch. -
CARELESS OR RECKLESS
Front: You make parenting look easy. Back: Probably because you don't give a shit.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You make parenting look easy.
Back: Probably because you don’t give a shit. -
SHIT ON MY HEAD
Front: Thank you for raising me. Back: I know I was a little shithead.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thank you for raising me.
Back: I know I was a little shithead. -
NO CASH VALUE
Front: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Back: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card.
Back: But I don’t want to put a dollar value on our relationship. -
TOO MUCH MOOLA
Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Back: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift.
Back: It was expensive. So we didn’t buy it. -
LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
Front: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Back: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 Add to cartFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage.
Back: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.
