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Front: I promise I didn’t forget your birthday.
Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.
Front: I know your birthday was the other day…
Inside: I just needed social media to remind me.
Front: Gift cards are the perfect gift.
Inside: For people that are too damn picky.
Front: Heard that you’re celebrating a big day.
Inside: Happy fucking birthday.
Front: Got big birthday plans?
Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?
Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration.
Inside: But I’m just giving you a card and buying take-out.
Front: Getting older isn’t so bad.
Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.
Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love.
Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?
Front: Today is all about you.
Inside: You’re so selfish.
Front: Birthdays are a time to party.
Inside: Too bad we’re too old for that shit.
Front: Congratulations on coming out.
Inside: I’m fucking proud of you.
Front: Love who you wanna love.
Inside: I really don’t give a shit.
Front: You’re the best.
Inside: No matter what’s in those undies.
Front: New name. New pronoun.
Inside: Same old jerk on the inside.
Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs.
Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.
Inside: That’s fucking awesome news.
Front: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care.
Inside: Now we’re just waiting for Santa’s fat ass.