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    BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.
    $5.00
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    SOCIAL MEDIA WIN

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I know your birthday was the other day... Inside: I just needed social media to remind me.
    $5.00
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    PICKY NOSE PICKER

    Birthday
    Front: Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside: For people that are too damn picky.
    $5.00
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    FUCKING BIRTHDAY

    Birthday
    Front: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.
    $5.00
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    DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK

    Birthday
    Front: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?
    $5.00
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    NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL

    Birthday
    Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.
    $5.00
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    SILVER SHORT CURLY

    Birthday
    Front: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.
    $5.00
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    BEST GIFT OF ALL

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?
    $5.00
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    ALL ABOUT YOU

    Birthday
    Front: Today is all about you. Inside: You're so selfish.
    $5.00
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    TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT

    Birthday
    Front: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.
    $5.00
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    OUT AND PROUD

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    Front: Congratulations on coming out. Inside: I'm fucking proud of you.
    $5.00
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    PRIDE BOT

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    Front: Love who you wanna love. Inside: I really don't give a shit.
    $5.00
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    UNDERWEAR DON’T CARE

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    Front: You're the best. Inside: No matter what's in those undies.
    $5.00
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    SAME OLD JERK

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    Front: New name. New pronoun. Inside: Same old jerk on the inside.
    $5.00
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    MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE

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    Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.
    $5.00
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    MRS. AND MRS. BITCH

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    Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.
    $5.00
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    FAKE NEWS

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    Front: Congratulations. Inside: That's fucking awesome news.
    $5.00
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    GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE

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    Front: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.
    $5.00
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    HIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA

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    Front: Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?
    $5.00
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    FLY RUDOLPH FLY

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    Front: I know how Santa gets his reindeer to fly. Inside: Edibles.
    $5.00
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    SANTA’S FAVE STRIP JOINT

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    Front: I met Prancer and Vixen. Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown.
    $5.00
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    EXPECT THE BEST

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    Front: This Christmas will be great. Inside: As long as you buy me something fucking amazing.
    $5.00
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    DAMAGED GOODS

    Box Sets
    The "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true?  Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).
    $10.00
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    Front: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off. Inside: Blank
    $5.00

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    BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.
    $5.00
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    SOCIAL MEDIA WIN

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I know your birthday was the other day... Inside: I just needed social media to remind me.
    $5.00
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    PICKY NOSE PICKER

    Birthday
    Front: Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside: For people that are too damn picky.
    $5.00
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    FUCKING BIRTHDAY

    Birthday
    Front: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.
    $5.00
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    DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK

    Birthday
    Front: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?
    $5.00
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    NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL

    Birthday
    Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.
    $5.00
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    SILVER SHORT CURLY

    Birthday
    Front: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.
    $5.00
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    BEST GIFT OF ALL

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?
    $5.00
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    ALL ABOUT YOU

    Birthday
    Front: Today is all about you. Inside: You're so selfish.
    $5.00
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    TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT

    Birthday
    Front: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.
    $5.00
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    OUT AND PROUD

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations on coming out. Inside: I'm fucking proud of you.
    $5.00
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    PRIDE BOT

    Cards
    Front: Love who you wanna love. Inside: I really don't give a shit.
    $5.00
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    UNDERWEAR DON’T CARE

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    Front: You're the best. Inside: No matter what's in those undies.
    $5.00
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    SAME OLD JERK

    Cards
    Front: New name. New pronoun. Inside: Same old jerk on the inside.
    $5.00
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    MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.
    $5.00
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    MRS. AND MRS. BITCH

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.
    $5.00
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    FAKE NEWS

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    Front: Congratulations. Inside: That's fucking awesome news.
    $5.00
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    GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE

    Cards
    Front: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.
    $5.00
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    HIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA

    Cards
    Front: Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?
    $5.00
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    FLY RUDOLPH FLY

    Cards
    Front: I know how Santa gets his reindeer to fly. Inside: Edibles.
    $5.00
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    SANTA’S FAVE STRIP JOINT

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    Front: I met Prancer and Vixen. Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown.
    $5.00
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    EXPECT THE BEST

    Cards
    Front: This Christmas will be great. Inside: As long as you buy me something fucking amazing.
    $5.00
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    DAMAGED GOODS

    Box Sets
    The "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true?  Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).
    $10.00
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    COVID BLANK

    Cards
    Front: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off. Inside: Blank
    $5.00
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