Anniversary
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YOU ANNOY ME
Front: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Back: Too bad I can't stand to look at you any more.Front: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love.
Back: Too bad I can’t stand to look at you any more.$5.00$2.00 Add to cart -
JOKE IS ON ME
Front: Being with you all these years has been great. Back: Funny thing is, I was joking when I proposed.Front: Being with you all these years has been great.
Back: Funny thing is, I was joking when I proposed.$5.00$2.00 Add to cart -
I’M A PERVERT
Front: Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you. Back: And you're naked.Front: Just thought you should know that I’m thinking about you.
Back: And you’re naked. -
LEFT OR RIGHT
Front: We're so lucky we found each other. Back: I almost swiped left.Front: We’re so lucky we found each other.
Back: I almost swiped left. -
FEELING HOT HOT HOT
Front: I love you so much. Back: You're so fucking hot.Front: I love you so much.
Back: You’re so fucking hot. -
PENIS PARTY
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your penis.Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Back: But mostly, your penis. -
VAGINA PARTY
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your vagina.Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Back: But mostly, your vagina. -
OLD AND SAGGY
Front: I will always love you. Back: Even when you're old and saggy.Front: I will always love you.
Back: Even when you’re old and saggy. -
INSIDE OUT
Front: You're as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside. Back: I know. I've been inside you.Front: You’re as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside.
Back: I know. I’ve been inside you. -
LOVE STINKS
Front: Love is in the air. Back: No wait. That's just my fart.Front: Love is in the air.
Back: No wait. That’s just my fart. -
BONER ALERT
Front: I love you so much. Back: I get a boner just looking at you.Front: I love you so much.
Back: I get a boner just looking at you. -
TOLERATE YOUR DATE
Front: I love you. Back: Well, I tolerate you.Front: I love you.
Back: Well, I tolerate you. -
HUGS AND KISSES
Front: Sending you hugs and kisses. Back: And lots of genital touching.Front: Sending you hugs and kisses.
Back: And lots of genital touching. -
PANTS
Front: I have feelings for you. Back: Feelings in my pants.Front: I have feelings for you.
Back: Feelings in my pants. -
JUST LIKE HEAVEN
Front: We're a match made in heaven. Back: But we're naughty. Like going-to-hell-naughty.Front: We’re a match made in heaven.
Back: But we’re naughty. Like going-to-hell-naughty. -
DIRTY DIRTY SLUT SLUT
Front: I really love you. Back: And the dirty stuff you let me do to you.Front: I really love you.
Back: And the dirty stuff you let me do to you. -
BATTERY POWERED LOVE
Front: Love is powerful. Back: So are vibrators.Front: Love is powerful.
Back: So are vibrators.