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Front: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Back: Too bad I can’t stand to look at you any more.
Front: Being with you all these years has been great. Back: Funny thing is, I was joking when I proposed.
Front: Just thought you should know that I’m thinking about you. Back: And you’re naked.
Front: We’re so lucky we found each other. Back: I almost swiped left.
Front: I love you so much. Back: You’re so fucking hot.
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your penis.
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your vagina.
Front: I will always love you. Back: Even when you’re old and saggy.
Front: You’re as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside. Back: I know. I’ve been inside you.
Front: Love is in the air. Back: No wait. That’s just my fart.
Front: I love you so much. Back: I get a boner just looking at you.
Front: I love you. Back: Well, I tolerate you.
Front: Sending you hugs and kisses. Back: And lots of genital touching.
Front: I have feelings for you. Back: Feelings in my pants.
Front: We’re a match made in heaven. Back: But we’re naughty. Like going-to-hell-naughty.
Front: I really love you. Back: And the dirty stuff you let me do to you.
Front: Love is powerful. Back: So are vibrators.
Front: My heart skips a beat every time I see you. Back: Do you think I’m dying?