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Front: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Back: Too bad I can’t stand to look at you any more.
Front: Being with you all these years has been great. Back: Funny thing is, I was joking when I proposed.
Front: Just thought you should know that I’m thinking about you. Back: And you’re naked.
Front: We’re so lucky we found each other. Back: I almost swiped left.
Front: I love you so much. Back: You’re so fucking hot.
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your penis.
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your vagina.
Front: I will always love you. Back: Even when you’re old and saggy.
Front: You’re as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside. Back: I know. I’ve been inside you.
Front: Love is in the air. Back: No wait. That’s just my fart.
Front: I love you so much. Back: I get a boner just looking at you.
Front: I love you. Back: Well, I tolerate you.
Front: Sending you hugs and kisses. Back: And lots of genital touching.
Front: I have feelings for you. Back: Feelings in my pants.
Front: We’re a match made in heaven. Back: But we’re naughty. Like going-to-hell-naughty.
Front: I really love you. Back: And the dirty stuff you let me do to you.
Front: Love is powerful. Back: So are vibrators.
Front: My heart skips a beat every time I see you. Back: Do you think I’m dying?
Front: I love you. Back: So show me your boobs.
Front: Kiss me. Back: Now bitch.
Front: Do you know how much I love you? Back: Good. Then shut up.
Front: I love you. Back: But you fart in your sleep.
Front: I love you. Back: Even though you’re a douchebag.
Front: I love you. Back: When you’re not talking.
Front: You’re just like a cupcake. You’re sweet… Back: And too much of you makes me sick.
Front: Our love is forever. Back: But if you die first, I will move on.
Front: It’s your anniversary. Back: But who the fuck cares? (besides you two)
Front: Happy Anniversary you two. Back: You aren’t sick of each other?
Front: Your love is amazing. Back: Amazing that it has lasted this long.
Front: It’s our anniversary. Back: And I actually remembered.
Front: Happy Anniversary. Back: Showoffs.
Front: The love you two share is an inspiration. Back: It inspires me to never get married.
Front: I believe that opposites attract. Back: Just look. I’m awesome and you’re not.
Front: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true. Back: Unless your breath smells like shit.
Front: Happy Anniversary, babe. You’re great. Back: But I’m definitely better.
Front: Happy Anniversary. Back: Let’s have sex. Please.
Front: Happy Anniversary. Back: I give us another year, max.
Front: I love you. Back: Not.