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    Inside: Reason 3. Because the word congratulations is so long that people hate writing it out themselves + they'd much rather just buy a card that spells it out for them.
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    OUT AND PROUD

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    Front: Congratulations on coming out. Inside: I'm fucking proud of you.
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    Front: New name. New pronoun. Inside: Same old jerk on the inside.
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    Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.
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    Front: Congratulations. Inside: That's fucking awesome news.
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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.  
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    Front: It's party time. Back: Where my bitches at?
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    Front: You must be so proud of yourself. Inside: You cocky motherfucker.
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    Front: Congratulations. Inside: You finally grew a pair.
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    Front: You did a great job. Back: But expectations were low.
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    Front: Congratulations. You did it. Inside: Big fucking deal.
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    Front: Congrats. Back: You think you're better than me?
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    Front: Congratulations. Back: You've finally impressed me.
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    Front: Let's go celebrate. Back: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.
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    I’M JUST JEALOUS

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    Front: Congratulations. Back: I hate you.
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    YOU USUALLY FAIL

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    Front: Congrats. Back: I can't believe you actually did it.
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    THIS CARD IS MEAN

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    Front: I just want to say congratulations. Back: You didn't fuck up for once.
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    Front: Congratulations. Back: You lucky bastard.
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    Front: Congratulations. Back: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?
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    Front: Congratulations. Back: You're making the biggest mistake of your life.
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    SASSY ASSHOLE

    Cards
    Inside: Reason 3. Because the word congratulations is so long that people hate writing it out themselves + they'd much rather just buy a card that spells it out for them.
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    OUT AND PROUD

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    Front: Congratulations on coming out. Inside: I'm fucking proud of you.
    $5.50
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    SAME OLD JERK

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    Front: New name. New pronoun. Inside: Same old jerk on the inside.
    $5.50
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    MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE

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    Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.
    $5.50
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    MRS. AND MRS. BITCH

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    Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.
    $5.50
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    FAKE NEWS

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    Front: Congratulations. Inside: That's fucking awesome news.
    $5.50
  • Out Of Stock
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    THE ESSENTIALS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.  
    $25.00
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    BITCH PARTY

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    Front: It's party time. Back: Where my bitches at?
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    COCKY MOFO

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    Front: You must be so proud of yourself. Inside: You cocky motherfucker.
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    BALLS BALLS BALLS

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    Front: Congratulations. Inside: You finally grew a pair.
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    LOWERED EXPECTATIONS

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    Front: You did a great job. Back: But expectations were low.
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    ATTENTION SEEKING DOG

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    Front: Congratulations. You did it. Inside: Big fucking deal.
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    I’M BETTER THAN YOU

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    Front: Congrats. Back: You think you're better than me?
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    YOU NORMALLY SUCK

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    Front: Congratulations. Back: You've finally impressed me.
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    JUST SAY NO

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    Front: Let's go celebrate. Back: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.
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    I’M JUST JEALOUS

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    Front: Congratulations. Back: I hate you.
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    YOU USUALLY FAIL

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    Front: Congrats. Back: I can't believe you actually did it.
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    THIS CARD IS MEAN

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    Front: I just want to say congratulations. Back: You didn't fuck up for once.
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    LUCKY BASTARD

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    Front: Congratulations. Back: You lucky bastard.
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    HOT SHIT

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    Front: Congratulations. Back: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?
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    MISTAKE MAKER

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    Front: Congratulations. Back: You're making the biggest mistake of your life.
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