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Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Back: It was expensive. So we didn’t buy it.
High Five Day
Front: You’ll get through this. Back: You’re a tough motherfucker.
Front: Got your panties in a bunch
You give me lady wood.
Got your panties in a bunch?
Front: You only get married once. Back: Theoretically.
Front: I heard you’re getting hitched. Back: You get knocked up or something?
Front: It’s Valentine’s Day. Back: But who gives a shit?
Front: It’s Valentine’s Day again. Back: Let’s get drunk.
Front: All I can do is think about you. Back: And it’s making me touch myself.
Front: You did a great job raising me, mom. Back: But I wouldn’t be so proud of the others.
Front: I love you so much. Back: You’re so fucking hot.
Front: Congrats on the new gig. Back: I guess it’s the best someone with your education can get.
Front: Good luck. Back: You little twerp.