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    MISTAKES HAPPEN

    Birthday
    Front: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.
    $5.00
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    OLD BROAD

    Birthday
    Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: You old broad.
    $5.00
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    FUCK FRIENDS

    Birthday
    Front: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.
    $5.50
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    SMALL PENIS

    Birthday
    Front: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?
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    LIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE

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    Front: I baked you a cake for your birthday. Inside: Then I ate it.
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    AWESOME IS AWESOME

    Birthday
    Front: Birthdays are awesome. Inside: Unless you're old.
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    WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE

    Birthday
    Front: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.
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    SAUSI KNOX ROX

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    DOWN WITH THE OLDIES

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