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  • Sale!
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    YOU ANNOY ME

    Anniversary
    Front: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Inside: Too bad I can't stand to look at you any more.
    $1.00
  • Quick View

    DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

    Everyday Magnets
    Don't tell me what to do.
    $3.00
  • Out Of Stock
    Quick View

    FUCKER

    Everyday Magnets
    Fucker.
    $3.00
  • Quick View

    HAMSTERS LIKE SLUTS

    Cards
    Front: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: I like you cuz you're slutty.
    $5.00
  • Sale!
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    MAKE ME DINNER

    Get Well
    Front: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.
    $1.00
  • Quick View

    SCOOTIE HAMSTER

    Birthday
    Front: For your birthday lets do something special. Inside: Sex with strangers is special, right?
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    PANTIES

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    Front: Pregnant? Inside: I knew you couldn't keep your panties on.
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