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    FUCKING BIRTHDAY CARDS

    Birthday
    Inside: Reason 4. It likely means that I was invited to a celebration of some sort. (That means being around people.)
    $5.50
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    HOLIDAY HOLIDAY

    Christmas
    Inside: Tip 3. Send out passive aggressive cards "joking" about how you hate the holidays. (Is it a joke? Or not? Best just keep to yourself.)
    $5.50
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    MERRY SANTA FUCKS

    Gift Tags
    Tag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!
    $6.95
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    SANTA SATAN

    Cards
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.  
    $25.00
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    I THINK I HATE YOU

    Cards
    Front: I can't stop thinking about you. Back: And it's making me hate you.
    $5.00
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    OH THE PAIN

    Cards
    Front: Every year I become more and more like you. Back: And I hate it.
    $5.00
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    MOTHER BY MARRIAGE

    Cards
    Front: You're the best mother-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.
    $5.00
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    I HATE MYSELF

    Cards
    Front: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.
    $5.00
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    SEE YA

    Cards
    Front: I hate goodbyes. Back: I also hate you. So see ya.
    $5.00
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    HIGHLY OVERRATED

    Cards
    Front: Everyone loves you. Back: I don't know why.
    $1.00
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    FATHER BY MARRIAGE

    Cards
    Front: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.
    $5.00
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    I HATE MYSELF

    Cards
    Front: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.
    $5.00
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    I’M JUST JEALOUS

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations. Back: I hate you.
    $1.00
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    EVEN SANTA HATES YOU

    Cards
    Front: It's Christmas. Back: Too bad Santa hates you.
    $5.00
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    HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS

    Birthday
    Front: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.
    $5.00
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    TOO MUCH LEMONADE

    Cards
    Front: I knew we'd be friends the first time we met. Back: And now I hate your guts.
    $1.00

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    FUCKING BIRTHDAY CARDS

    Birthday
    Inside: Reason 4. It likely means that I was invited to a celebration of some sort. (That means being around people.)
    $5.50
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    HOLIDAY HOLIDAY

    Christmas
    Inside: Tip 3. Send out passive aggressive cards "joking" about how you hate the holidays. (Is it a joke? Or not? Best just keep to yourself.)
    $5.50
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    MERRY SANTA FUCKS

    Gift Tags
    Tag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!
    $6.95
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    SANTA SATAN

    Cards
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.  
    $25.00
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    I THINK I HATE YOU

    Cards
    Front: I can't stop thinking about you. Back: And it's making me hate you.
    $5.00
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    OH THE PAIN

    Cards
    Front: Every year I become more and more like you. Back: And I hate it.
    $5.00
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    MOTHER BY MARRIAGE

    Cards
    Front: You're the best mother-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.
    $5.00
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    I HATE MYSELF

    Cards
    Front: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.
    $5.00
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    SEE YA

    Cards
    Front: I hate goodbyes. Back: I also hate you. So see ya.
    $5.00
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    HIGHLY OVERRATED

    Cards
    Front: Everyone loves you. Back: I don't know why.
    $1.00
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    FATHER BY MARRIAGE

    Cards
    Front: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.
    $5.00
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    I HATE MYSELF

    Cards
    Front: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.
    $5.00
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    I’M JUST JEALOUS

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations. Back: I hate you.
    $1.00
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    EVEN SANTA HATES YOU

    Cards
    Front: It's Christmas. Back: Too bad Santa hates you.
    $5.00
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    HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS

    Birthday
    Front: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.
    $5.00
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    TOO MUCH LEMONADE

    Cards
    Front: I knew we'd be friends the first time we met. Back: And now I hate your guts.
    $1.00
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