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Front: Everyone has been thinking about you. Back: Well, not me.
Front: I love you mom. Back: But where’s my daddy?
Front: You really deserved that promotion. Back: But I deserved it more.
Front: I love you dad. Back: But where’s my mommy?
I don’t give a fuck.
Front: Want your birthday gift? Back: Here’s a gift card. Go get it.
Front: Congratulations. Back: Remember, it’s not too late until you say “I do.”
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: Wait, you like to put out. Right?
Front: I’m sorry. Back: That it didn’t happen sooner.
Front: I miss you. Back: Sort of.
Front: They hired you? Back: Idiots.
Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Back: Start lying about your age.