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TOO MUCH MOOLA
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NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING
BirthdayFront: What do you get for someone who has everything? Inside: Nothing.$5.50 -
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BIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID
BirthdayFront: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.$5.00 -
A FIVE DOLLAR GIFT
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WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE
BirthdayFront: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.$5.00 -
OH POOP
BirthdayFront: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.$5.00 -
I’M THE BEST
CardsFront: I got you the best birthday gift ever. Inside: But you don't deserve the best. So I kept it.$5.00
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NO CASH VALUE
BirthdayFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Inside: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.00 -
TOO MUCH MOOLA
BirthdayFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.50 -
NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING
BirthdayFront: What do you get for someone who has everything? Inside: Nothing.$5.50 -
-
BIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID
BirthdayFront: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.$5.00 -
A FIVE DOLLAR GIFT
BirthdayFront: This card means one thing. Inside: I don't want to spend more than five dollars on you.$5.00 -
WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE
BirthdayFront: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.$5.00 -
OH POOP
BirthdayFront: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.$5.00 -
I’M THE BEST
CardsFront: I got you the best birthday gift ever. Inside: But you don't deserve the best. So I kept it.$5.00
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