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Front: You make parenting look easy. Back: Probably because you don’t give a shit.
Front: Thank you for raising me. Back: I know I was a little shithead.
Front: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I’m fucking awesome.
Front: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I’m stuck taking care of you.
Front: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.
Front: You’re the best parent ever. Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.
Front: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.
Front: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.
Front: You’ve been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.
Front: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.
Front: Every year I become more and more like you. Back: And I hate it.
Front: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.