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SNAIL MAIL IS THE BEST
BirthdayInside: 3. Go out of your way to purchase them a birthday card in advance. Write a message, sign your name and mail or hand deliver the card to the birthday person. (Yes, this piece of paper that you spent money on will end up getting tossed, but the birthday person will know that, without a doubt, you are better than the folks that only did #1 or #2.)$5.50 -
Hey Numbnuts Sticker
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7cm x 6.7cm. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$4.00 -
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HIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA
CardsFront: Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?$5.50 -
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NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY
BirthdayFront: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.$5.00 -
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INDEPENDENT PENGUIN
CardsFront: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.00 -
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HO HO HO
CardsFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
DIRTY DREAMS
BirthdayFront: May all your birthday wishes come true. Inside: You fucking pervert.$5.00 -
SMALL PENIS
BirthdayFront: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?$5.00 -
TILL DEATH DO US PART
AnniversaryFront: Our love is forever. Inside: But if you die first, I will move on.$5.00
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SNAIL MAIL IS THE BEST
BirthdayInside: 3. Go out of your way to purchase them a birthday card in advance. Write a message, sign your name and mail or hand deliver the card to the birthday person. (Yes, this piece of paper that you spent money on will end up getting tossed, but the birthday person will know that, without a doubt, you are better than the folks that only did #1 or #2.)$5.50 -
Hey Numbnuts Sticker
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7cm x 6.7cm. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$4.00 -
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HIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA
CardsFront: Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?$5.50 -
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-
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NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY
BirthdayFront: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.$5.00 -
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INDEPENDENT PENGUIN
CardsFront: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.00 -
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HO HO HO
CardsFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
DIRTY DREAMS
BirthdayFront: May all your birthday wishes come true. Inside: You fucking pervert.$5.00 -
SMALL PENIS
BirthdayFront: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?$5.00 -
TILL DEATH DO US PART
AnniversaryFront: Our love is forever. Inside: But if you die first, I will move on.$5.00
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