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    Inside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)
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    Front: One word of advice? Inside: Kegels.
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    Front: How exciting. Inside: You aren't shooting blanks.
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    Front: I heard you're getting hitched. Back: You get knocked up or something?
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    Front: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.
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    SAFETY FIRST

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    Front: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.
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    ONLY SLUTS HAVE BABIES

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    Front: You're having another baby. Inside: Slut.
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    Front: Pregnant? Inside: I knew you couldn't keep your panties on.
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    BABIES ARE FOR SUCKERS

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    Front: I'm so excited that you're having a baby. Inside: Because I sure as hell don't want one.
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    Front: I love babies. Inside: But they poo a lot.
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    THIS IS TARA’S BABY CARD

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    Front: I guess it's time to baby-proof the house. Inside: You don't want any of those little buggers getting in.
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    HURTS LIKE A BITCH

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    Front: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing. Inside: But it hurts like a bitch.
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    I BET ITS PRETTY GROSS

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    Front: Word on the street is that you're having a baby. Inside: Gross.
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    BEAUTY NOT BRAINS

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    Front: Your baby is going to be the cutest. Inside: Not very smart, but definitely cute.
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    CRAZY BABY

    Cards
    Inside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)
    $5.50
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    PEE PEE PANTS

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    Front: One word of advice? Inside: Kegels.
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    BIG BANG BABY

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    Front: How exciting. Inside: You aren't shooting blanks.
    $5.00
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    SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN

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    Front: I heard you're getting hitched. Back: You get knocked up or something?
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    BIG OL TITTIES

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    Front: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    SAFETY FIRST

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    Front: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.
    $5.00
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    ONLY SLUTS HAVE BABIES

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    Front: You're having another baby. Inside: Slut.
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    PANTIES

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    Front: Pregnant? Inside: I knew you couldn't keep your panties on.
    $5.00
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    BABIES ARE FOR SUCKERS

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    Front: I'm so excited that you're having a baby. Inside: Because I sure as hell don't want one.
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    BABY ELEPHANT SHIT

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    Front: I love babies. Inside: But they poo a lot.
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    THIS IS TARA’S BABY CARD

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    Front: I guess it's time to baby-proof the house. Inside: You don't want any of those little buggers getting in.
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    HURTS LIKE A BITCH

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    Front: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing. Inside: But it hurts like a bitch.
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    I BET ITS PRETTY GROSS

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    Front: Word on the street is that you're having a baby. Inside: Gross.
    $5.00
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    BEAUTY NOT BRAINS

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    Front: Your baby is going to be the cutest. Inside: Not very smart, but definitely cute.
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