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    ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT?

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    FUCK OFF

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    I THINK YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE

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    I think you're an asshole.
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    FUCKING XMAS

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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.  
    $25.00
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    CHRISTMAS FAVOURITES

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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE: Slut. FRONT: I saw Santa last night. INSIDE: He was banging your mom. FRONT: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE: You.  Naked. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE: It's fucking awesome. FRONT: It's that time of year again. INSIDE: Fuck.  
    $25.00
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    CLASSY AS FUCK

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    Front: What a gorgeous wedding. Back: You're so fucking classy.
    $5.00
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    LOPES TIMES TWO

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    Front: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: It's about fucking time.
    $5.50
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    ANOTHER SHITTY DAY

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    Front: It's Valentine's Day. Inside: But who gives a shit?
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    FUCKING FIRE PANTS

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    Front: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Inside: But I know that's a fucking lie.
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    NO ONE ELSE WILL

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    Front: This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do. Inside: Fuck.
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    FUCK THAT MUSHY SHIT

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    Front: I've been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?
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    FUCK US AWESOMELY

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    Front: Thank you. Inside: You're fucking awesome.
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    FROM US FUCKERS

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    Front: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Back: Fucking jerks.
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    SHITTY ATTITUDE

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    Front: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Back: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.
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    OUT OF YOUR MIND

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    Front: I heard you retired. Back: Are you out of your fucking mind?
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    ASSHOLE KIDS

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    Front: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.
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    FEELING HOT HOT HOT

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    Front: I love you so much. Inside: You're so fucking hot.
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    HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR

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    Front: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.
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    HANUKKAH CHANUKAH

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    Front: Happy Hanukkah. Inside: Or is it Chanukah? Shit.
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    RIDICULOUS OUTFITS

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    Front: Put on your cap and gown. Back: And let's get this shit over with.
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    SHIT STICK

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    Front: Congratulations. Back: So you don't have shit for brains.
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    DOGS ARE STUPID

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    Front: You've officially graduated. Back: It's about fucking time.
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    MR SMITH IS LEAVING

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    Front: I guess this is goodbye. Back: It's about fucking time.
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    SHIT POOP POO POO

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    Front: Get well soon. Inside: You look like shit.
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    ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT?

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    Are you a fucking idiot?
    $3.00
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    FUCK OFF

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    Fuck off.
    $3.00
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    I THINK YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE

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    I think you're an asshole.
    $3.00
  • Out Of Stock
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    FUCKING XMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.  
    $25.00
  • Quick View

    CHRISTMAS FAVOURITES

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE: Slut. FRONT: I saw Santa last night. INSIDE: He was banging your mom. FRONT: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE: You.  Naked. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE: It's fucking awesome. FRONT: It's that time of year again. INSIDE: Fuck.  
    $25.00
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    CLASSY AS FUCK

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    Front: What a gorgeous wedding. Back: You're so fucking classy.
    $5.00
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    LOPES TIMES TWO

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    Front: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: It's about fucking time.
    $5.50
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    ANOTHER SHITTY DAY

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    Front: It's Valentine's Day. Inside: But who gives a shit?
    $5.00
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    FUCKING FIRE PANTS

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    Front: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Inside: But I know that's a fucking lie.
    $5.00
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    NO ONE ELSE WILL

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    Front: This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do. Inside: Fuck.
    $5.00
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    FUCK THAT MUSHY SHIT

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    Front: I've been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?
    $5.00
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    FUCK US AWESOMELY

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    Front: Thank you. Inside: You're fucking awesome.
    $5.50
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    FROM US FUCKERS

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    Front: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Back: Fucking jerks.
    $5.00
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    SHITTY ATTITUDE

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    Front: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Back: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.
    $5.00
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    OUT OF YOUR MIND

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    Front: I heard you retired. Back: Are you out of your fucking mind?
    $5.00
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    ASSHOLE KIDS

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    Front: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.
    $5.00
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    FEELING HOT HOT HOT

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    Front: I love you so much. Inside: You're so fucking hot.
    $5.00
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    HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR

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    Front: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.
    $5.00
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    HANUKKAH CHANUKAH

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    Front: Happy Hanukkah. Inside: Or is it Chanukah? Shit.
    $5.00
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    RIDICULOUS OUTFITS

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    Front: Put on your cap and gown. Back: And let's get this shit over with.
    $5.00
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    SHIT STICK

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    Front: Congratulations. Back: So you don't have shit for brains.
    $5.00
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    DOGS ARE STUPID

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    Front: You've officially graduated. Back: It's about fucking time.
    $5.00
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    MR SMITH IS LEAVING

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    Front: I guess this is goodbye. Back: It's about fucking time.
    $5.00
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    SHIT POOP POO POO

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    Front: Get well soon. Inside: You look like shit.
    $5.00
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