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    THAT YOU FOR

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    Inside: Being fucking awesome.
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    PAPER RULES

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    Inside: Option 4. Hand them this greeting card + a six-pack. (The six-pack could be beer or doughnuts. Or both or neither.)
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    THANK YOU

    Box Sets
    ​This box set contains 6 cards (one of each below) and 6 plain white envelopes. FRONT: Thanks. You're the best. INSIDE: Well, second best. FRONT: Thank You. INSIDE: There. I said it. FRONT: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. INSIDE: Fucking jerks. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Thank you for the gift. INSIDE: Is it returnable? FRONT: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. INSIDE: The creepy kind that lingers.  
    $25.00
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    THE ESSENTIALS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.  
    $25.00
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    NO NO FEELING

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    Front: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. Back: The creepy kind that lingers.
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    RETURN TO SENDER

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    Front: Thank you for the gift. Back: Is it returnable?
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    GENEROUS GENITALS

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    Front: I don't know how to thank you. Back: Can I use my genitals?
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    FUCK US AWESOMELY

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    Front: Thank you. Inside: You're fucking awesome.
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    FROM US FUCKERS

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    Front: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Back: Fucking jerks.
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    WE HAVE MANNERS

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    Front: We don't know how to thank you. Back: So we'll just sign our names in this card.
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    SAYING IT CUZ I HAVE TO

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    Front: Thanks. Back: I guess.
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    CARDS SAY IT ALL

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    Front: There aren't words big enough to show my gratitude. Back: So thanks.
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    I OWN YOU

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    Front: Thanks. Back: But you still owe me.
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    YOU’RE STILL A DOUCHE

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    Front: Thanks. Back: Douchebag.
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    THROW IT IN MY FACE

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    Front: Thank you. Back: There. I said it.
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    I’M THE BEST

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    Front: Thanks. You're the best. Back: Well, second best.
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    TRY OR DIE

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    Front: Thanks. Back: At least you tried.
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    LOWERED EXPECTATIONS

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    Front: You did a great job. Back: But expectations were low.
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  • Quick View

    THAT YOU FOR

    Cards
    Inside: Being fucking awesome.
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    PAPER RULES

    Cards
    Inside: Option 4. Hand them this greeting card + a six-pack. (The six-pack could be beer or doughnuts. Or both or neither.)
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    THANK YOU

    Box Sets
    ​This box set contains 6 cards (one of each below) and 6 plain white envelopes. FRONT: Thanks. You're the best. INSIDE: Well, second best. FRONT: Thank You. INSIDE: There. I said it. FRONT: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. INSIDE: Fucking jerks. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Thank you for the gift. INSIDE: Is it returnable? FRONT: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. INSIDE: The creepy kind that lingers.  
    $25.00
  • Out Of Stock
    Quick View

    THE ESSENTIALS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.  
    $25.00
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    NO NO FEELING

    Cards
    Front: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. Back: The creepy kind that lingers.
    $5.00
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    RETURN TO SENDER

    Cards
    Front: Thank you for the gift. Back: Is it returnable?
    $5.00
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    GENEROUS GENITALS

    Cards
    Front: I don't know how to thank you. Back: Can I use my genitals?
    $5.00
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    FUCK US AWESOMELY

    Cards
    Front: Thank you. Inside: You're fucking awesome.
    $5.50
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    FROM US FUCKERS

    Cards
    Front: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Back: Fucking jerks.
    $5.00
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    WE HAVE MANNERS

    Cards
    Front: We don't know how to thank you. Back: So we'll just sign our names in this card.
    $5.00
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    SAYING IT CUZ I HAVE TO

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    Front: Thanks. Back: I guess.
    $5.00
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    CARDS SAY IT ALL

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    Front: There aren't words big enough to show my gratitude. Back: So thanks.
    $5.00
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    I OWN YOU

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    Front: Thanks. Back: But you still owe me.
    $5.00
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    YOU’RE STILL A DOUCHE

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    Front: Thanks. Back: Douchebag.
    $5.00
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    THROW IT IN MY FACE

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    Front: Thank you. Back: There. I said it.
    $5.00
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    I’M THE BEST

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    Front: Thanks. You're the best. Back: Well, second best.
    $5.00
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    TRY OR DIE

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    Front: Thanks. Back: At least you tried.
    $5.00
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    LOWERED EXPECTATIONS

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    Front: You did a great job. Back: But expectations were low.
    $5.00
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