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PEE PEE PANTS
Front: One word of advice? Back: Kegels.$5.00 Add to cartFront: One word of advice?
Back: Kegels.
SIN SIN SINFUL
Front: Congratulations. Back: You're no longer living in sin.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: You’re no longer living in sin.
MAGNET MYSTERY BAG
Contains 8 random magnets from our collection. (no repeats, no fanart)$15.00 Add to cartContains 8 random magnets from our collection. (no repeats, no fanart)
STICK YOUR DICK IN ME
Front: Stick your dick in me. Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: Stick your dick in me.
Back:
I JUST PEED A LITTLE
Front: I just peed a little. Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: I just peed a little.
Back:
GIMME THE HARD STUFF
Front: Sorry that you're going through this. Back: If you need stronger drugs, just ask.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Sorry that you’re going through this.
Back: If you need stronger drugs, just ask.
THAT FUCKER BE TOUGH
Front: You'll get through this.
Back: You're a tough motherfucker.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ll get through this.
Back: You’re a tough motherfucker.
NATALIE LIKES OWLS
Front: You're a real hoot. Back: Oops, I mean ho. You're a real ho.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re a real hoot.
Back: Oops, I mean ho. You’re a real ho.
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS
Get your head out of your ass.$6.95 Select optionsGet your head out of your ass.
YOU GIVE ME LADY WOOD
Front: You give me lady wood. Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: You give me lady wood.
Back:
GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ASS
Front: Get your head out your ass.
Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: Get your head out your ass.
Back:
MARRIAGE NUMBER ONE
Front: You only get married once. Back: Theoretically.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You only get married once.
Back: Theoretically.
HORSES JUST FUCK
Front: What great news. Back: You are capable of love.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What great news.
Back: You are capable of love.
LOPES TIMES TWO
Front: Congratulations on your big day. Back: It's about fucking time.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on your big day.
Back: It’s about fucking time.
REVENGE OF THE NERDS
Front: It's great that you two found each other. Back: Weirdos gotta stick together.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s great that you two found each other.
Back: Weirdos gotta stick together.
STICK IT TO ME
Front: I want you to be my Valentine. Back: And I want you to stick your dick in me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I want you to be my Valentine.
Back: And I want you to stick your dick in me.
SEXY LEG HAIR
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: I promise to shave my legs.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: I promise to shave my legs.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: I'll give you an orgasm.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: I’ll give you an orgasm.
THE GIFT OF ME
Front: I have the best Valentine's Day gift for you. Back: My naked body.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I have the best Valentine’s Day gift for you.
Back: My naked body.
NO ONE ELSE WILL
Front: This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do. Back: Fuck.$5.00 Add to cartFront: This Valentine’s Day there’s one thing we should do.
Back: Fuck.
LET’S DO IT MONKEY STYLE
Front: Happy Valentine's Day. Back: Let's get freaky.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Valentine’s Day.
Back: Let’s get freaky.
HAMSTERS LIKE SLUTS
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: I like you cuz you're slutty.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: I like you cuz you’re slutty.
CREEPED OUT
Front: I think about you all the time. Back: It's actually kind of creepy.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I think about you all the time.
Back: It’s actually kind of creepy.
FUCK THAT MUSHY SHIT
Front: I've been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’ve been thinking about you.
Back: And I figured I’d fucking tell you, okay?
I’M A PERVERT
Front: Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you. Back: And you're naked.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Just thought you should know that I’m thinking about you.
Back: And you’re naked.
NO NO FEELING
Front: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. Back: The creepy kind that lingers.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve a huge thank-you hug.
Back: The creepy kind that lingers.
GENEROUS GENITALS
Front: I don't know how to thank you. Back: Can I use my genitals?$5.00 Add to cartFront: I don’t know how to thank you.
Back: Can I use my genitals?
FUCK US AWESOMELY
Front: Thank you. Back: You're fucking awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thank you.
Back: You’re fucking awesome.
FROM US FUCKERS
Front: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Back: Fucking jerks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: People just don’t send thank you cards like they used to.
Back: Fucking jerks.
THROW IT IN MY FACE
Front: Thank you. Back: There. I said it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thank you.
Back: There. I said it.
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
Front: I'm so sorry. It will never happen again. Back: Okay, that's a lie. It probably will.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’m so sorry. It will never happen again.
Back: Okay, that’s a lie. It probably will.
RIGHT ALL THE TIME
Front: I must say, I'm really sorry. Back: It must piss you off that I'm always right.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I must say, I’m really sorry.
Back: It must piss you off that I’m always right.
SUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS
Front: Congrats on your retirement. Back: Work is for suckers anyway.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on your retirement.
Back: Work is for suckers anyway.
JOBLESS LOSER
Front: Wow, so you're retiring. Back: I didn't even know you had a job.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Wow, so you’re retiring.
Back: I didn’t even know you had a job.
SETTLE DOWN MAN
Front: You've finally retired. Back: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ve finally retired.
Back: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.
AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
Front: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You did your best raising me.
Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.
SCREW UP UP SCREW
Front: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thanks for being a great parent.
Back: And not screwing me up too badly.
GOOD NOT GREAT
Front: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ve been such a good parent.
Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.
ASSHOLE KIDS
Front: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Having a family with you is a blessing.
Back: But our kids are assholes.
PLAYING FAVOURITES
Front: Happy Mother's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Mother’s Day.
Back: Admit it. I’m your favourite.
OLD AGE HOME
Front: Let's make this the best Mother's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s make this the best Mother’s Day ever.
Back: Because next year I’m putting you in a home.
ROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
Front: Mom, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: Too bad I wasn't listening.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mom, you taught me life’s most important lesson.
Back: Too bad I wasn’t listening.
I WAS A MISTAKE
Front: Thank you mom. Back: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thank you mom.
Back: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.
I’M SUPER AWESOME
Front: You did a great job raising me, mom. Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You did a great job raising me, mom.
Back: But I wouldn’t be so proud of the others.
SO HARD IT HURTS
Front: My heart aches for you. Back: So does my erection.$5.00 Add to cartFront: My heart aches for you.
Back: So does my erection.
STAY THE FUCK AWAY
Front: We miss you. Back: But that doesn't mean you should come back.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We miss you.
Back: But that doesn’t mean you should come back.
HAIRY PALMS
Front: I'm really going to miss you. Back: So thank god for masturbation.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’m really going to miss you.
Back: So thank god for masturbation.
LEFT OR RIGHT
Front: We're so lucky we found each other. Back: I almost swiped left.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We’re so lucky we found each other.
Back: I almost swiped left.
PENIS PARTY
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your penis.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Back: But mostly, your penis.
VAGINA PARTY
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your vagina.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Back: But mostly, your vagina.
LOVE STINKS
Front: Love is in the air. Back: No wait. That's just my fart.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Love is in the air.
Back: No wait. That’s just my fart.
DIRTY DIRTY SLUT SLUT
Front: I really love you. Back: And the dirty stuff you let me do to you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I really love you.
Back: And the dirty stuff you let me do to you.
BATTERY POWERED LOVE
Front: Love is powerful. Back: So are vibrators.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Love is powerful.
Back: So are vibrators.
BOOB IS A FUNNY WORD
Front: I love you. Back: So show me your boobs.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you.
Back: So show me your boobs.
FARTS ARE NOT SEXY
Front: I love you. Back: But you fart in your sleep.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you.
Back: But you fart in your sleep.
NO CLASS MEANS NO CLASS
Front: Congrats on the new gig. Back: I guess it's the best someone with your education can get.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on the new gig.
Back: I guess it’s the best someone with your education can get.
DUMB IDIOT
Front: They hired you? Back: Idiots.$5.00 Add to cartFront: They hired you?
Back: Idiots.
RETARDED BLACK SHEEP
Front: What a great new job. Back: I didn't know they hired retards.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What a great new job.
Back: I didn’t know they hired retards.
WHORE CEO
Front: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Heard you got that job.
Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?
FRIENDS WITH TRUCKS
Front: You got a new house? Back: I'm not helping you move.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You got a new house?
Back: I’m not helping you move.
MORTGAGE SMORTGAGE
Front: What a great house. Back: Too bad you won't own it for 30 years.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What a great house.
Back: Too bad you won’t own it for 30 years.
DUMPITY DUMP DUMP
Front: It's great that you have a new home. Back: Your old place was a dump.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s great that you have a new home.
Back: Your old place was a dump.
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
Front: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Back: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah.
Back: And a happy fucking New Year.
GREEDY BASTARD
Front: You celebrate Christmas and Hanukkah? Back: Sounds greedy.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You celebrate Christmas and Hanukkah?
Back: Sounds greedy.
OY VEY
Front: It's that time of year again. Back: Oy vey.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s that time of year again.
Back: Oy vey.
HANUKKAH CHANUKAH
Front: Happy Hanukkah. Back: Or is it Chanukah? Shit.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Hanukkah.
Back: Or is it Chanukah? Shit.
SMARTER THAN I THOUGHT
Front: Congratulations. Back: I guess you're not an idiot after all.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: I guess you’re not an idiot after all.
NO MORE TEACHERS
Front: Congratulations. Back: Took you long enough.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: Took you long enough.
DOGS ARE STUPID
Front: You've officially graduated. Back: It's about fucking time.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ve officially graduated.
Back: It’s about fucking time.
BREAK YOUR FACE
Front: Best wishes, good luck, break a leg. Back: Actually, break both legs, an elbow, and a couple of ribs.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Best wishes, good luck, break a leg.
Back: Actually, break both legs, an elbow, and a couple of ribs.
OSTRICHES ARE COOL
Front: Are you really leaving? Back: Good. You were bugging me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Are you really leaving?
Back: Good. You were bugging me.
MR SMITH IS LEAVING
Front: I guess this is goodbye. Back: It's about fucking time.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I guess this is goodbye.
Back: It’s about fucking time.
I MISS YOU BEARY MUCH
Front: Keep in touch. Back: Or else.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Keep in touch.
Back: Or else.
SHIT POOP POO POO
Front: Get well soon. Back: You look like shit.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Get well soon.
Back: You look like shit.
CANCER SUCKS BALLS
Front: What terrible news. Back: Cancer fucking sucks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What terrible news.
Back: Cancer fucking sucks.
CRY BABY
Front: Not feeling well? Back: Boo-frickin-who.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Not feeling well?
Back: Boo-frickin-who.
SICK BASTARD
Front: Hope you feel better soon. Back: You sick bastard.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Hope you feel better soon.
Back: You sick bastard.
THE PRETENDERS
Front: I heard you aren't feeling well. Back: And I know you're pretending.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you aren’t feeling well.
Back: And I know you’re pretending.
PENIS POWER
Front: Have you heard the news? Back: My penis is awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you heard the news?
Back: My penis is awesome.
RAD BAD SAD FAD
Front: I'm glad we get along. Back: But how could we not? We're fucking rad.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’m glad we get along.
Back: But how could we not? We’re fucking rad.
DONKEY LOVERS
Front: I enjoy spending time with you. Back: It feels good to do charity work.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I enjoy spending time with you.
Back: It feels good to do charity work.
VAGINA POWER
Front: Have you heard the news? Back: My vagina is awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you heard the news?
Back: My vagina is awesome.
FIBRE MANIPULATOR
Front: Hey friend. Back: Fuck off.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Hey friend.
Back: Fuck off.
PRETTY PENNIE
Front: You're smile makes me smile. Back: Cuz you look like a fucking goof.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re smile makes me smile.
Back: Cuz you look like a fucking goof.
VIVA PUFF BPA
Front: You're always the life of the party. Back: But I think you're an alcholic.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re always the life of the party.
Back: But I think you’re an alcholic.
LOSER ALERT
Front: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve a wonderful Father’s Day.
Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
ASS PAIN
Front: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Father’s Day is different now that I’m a parent.
Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
PLAYING FAVOURITES
Front: Happy Father's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Father’s Day.
Back: Admit it. I’m your favourite.
MEN MAKE SPERM
Front: For my husband on Father's Day. Back: You have great sperm.$5.00 Add to cartFront: For my husband on Father’s Day.
Back: You have great sperm.
OLD AGE HOME
Front: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s make this the best Father’s Day ever.
Back: Because next year I’m putting you in a home.
EVERYBODY FARTS
Front: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Dad, you taught me life’s most important lesson.
Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.
I WAS A MISTAKE
Front: Thank you dad. Back: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thank you dad.
Back: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.
I’M SUPER AWESOME
Front: You did a great job raising me, dad. Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You did a great job raising me, dad.
Back: But I wouldn’t be so proud of the others.
BITCH PARTY
Front: It's party time. Back: Where my bitches at?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s party time.
Back: Where my bitches at?
COCKY MOFO
Front: You must be so proud of yourself. Back: You cocky motherfucker.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You must be so proud of yourself.
Back: You cocky motherfucker.
ATTENTION SEEKING DOG
Front: Congratulations. You did it. Back: Big fucking deal.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations. You did it.
Back: Big fucking deal.
JUST SAY NO
Front: Let's go celebrate. Back: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s go celebrate.
Back: I’ll get the hookers. You get the blow.
HOT SHIT
Front: Congratulations. Back: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: I bet you think you’re hot shit now, don’t you?
BAD CREDIT SCORE
Front: The holiday season is the best. Back: Until the credit card statement arrives.$5.00 Add to cartFront: The holiday season is the best.
Back: Until the credit card statement arrives.
HOLLY JOLLY DRUNK
Front: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Back: By getting druuuuunk.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have a holly, jolly Christmas.
Back: By getting druuuuunk.
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
Front: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Back: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Back: And a happy fucking New Year.
WORKING WITH ASSHOLES
Front: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Back: They're assholes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen?
Back: They’re assholes.
LIMITED EDITION
Front: I sat on Santa's lap. Back: It gave him a boner.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I sat on Santa’s lap.
Back: It gave him a boner.
CRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
Front: I love elves. Back: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love elves.
Back: Those little fuckers know how to party.
FUCK YOU FUCKER
Front: It's Christmas time. Back: Fuck you and fuck your family.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s Christmas time.
Back: Fuck you and fuck your family.
SANTA’S SHIT STINKS
Front: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Back: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk.
Back: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.
CREEPY MCCREEPERSON
Front: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Back: He must be stalking you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake.
Back: He must be stalking you.
CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
Front: It's true what they say about Christmas. Back: It's fucking awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s true what they say about Christmas.
Back: It’s fucking awesome.
FAT BASTARD
Front: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. Back: That fat bastard.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out.
Back: That fat bastard.
SANTA IS A PIMP
Front: I saw Santa last night. Back: He was banging your mom.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I saw Santa last night.
Back: He was banging your mom.
SEND A HUG AND KISS CARD
Front: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Back: And this year is no fucking different.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail.
Back: And this year is no fucking different.
FUCK CHRISTMAS
Front: It's that time of year again. Back: Fuck.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s that time of year again.
Back: Fuck.
SANTA LIKES SLUTS
Front: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. Back: Slut.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you’re on Santa’s naughty list.
Back: Slut.
DRINK UP BUTTERCUP
Front: Time heals all wounds. Back: So does booze.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Time heals all wounds.
Back: So does booze.
ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
Front: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Back: I'm such an asshole.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’m sorry I missed your birthday.
Back: I’m such an asshole.
I WON’T KILL YOU
Front: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Back: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I can’t believe I missed your birthday.
Back: You better not miss mine or I’ll fucking kill you.
SORRY BUDDY
Front: I'm so sorry I forgot. Back: Chances are I'll forget next year too.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’m so sorry I forgot.
Back: Chances are I’ll forget next year too.
SO WHAT IF I FORGOT
Front: I bet you think I forgot your birthday. Back: I did.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I bet you think I forgot your birthday.
Back: I did.
MISTAKES HAPPEN
Front: Let's celebrate your birth. Back: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s celebrate your birth.
Back: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Front: It's your birthday. Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday.
Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?
DEFINITELY TOO OLD
Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Back: Start lying about your age.$5.00 Add to cartFront: A piece of birthday advice for you?
Back: Start lying about your age.
OLD BROAD
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: You old broad.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Back: You old broad.
MOMMY’S VAG
Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate.
Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom’s vagina.
ANOTHER FUCKING DAY
Front: Have a very happy birthday. Back: Or don't. I don't fucking care.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have a very happy birthday.
Back: Or don’t. I don’t fucking care.
MEAT AND MORE MEAT
Front: It's time to celebrate you. Back: Dinner and a bj?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s time to celebrate you.
Back: Dinner and a bj?
DRINK DRANK DRUNK
Front: Another birthday. Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Another birthday.
Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.
OLD AND UGLY
Front: Getting old is hard. Back: Especially when you start looking like shit.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Getting old is hard.
Back: Especially when you start looking like shit.
DIRTY DREAMS
Front: May all your birthday wishes come true. Back: You fucking pervert.$5.00 Add to cartFront: May all your birthday wishes come true.
Back: You fucking pervert.
NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING
Front: What do you get for someone who has everything? Back: Nothing.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What do you get for someone who has everything?
Back: Nothing.
WHORES R US
Front: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Back: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn't seem appropriate.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We found you an amazing birthday gift.
Back: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn’t seem appropriate.
SMALL PENIS
Front: You always throw the best birthday parties. Back: Is it to make up for your small penis?$5.00 Add to cartFront: You always throw the best birthday parties.
Back: Is it to make up for your small penis?
BIRTHDAYS ARE OVERRATAED
Front: It's your birthday, huh? Back: Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday, huh?
Back: Well you can suck my ass. I don’t give a damn.
SHUT UP SHITHEAD
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: Shithead.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Back: Shithead.
BIG HEAD BIGGER EGO
Front: This birthday is a big one. Back: So don't go dying on us.$5.00 Add to cartFront: This birthday is a big one.
Back: So don’t go dying on us.
COCKSUCKING BIRTHDAY
Front: Make a wish and blow out your candles. Back: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Make a wish and blow out your candles.
Back: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.
DOWN WITH THE OLDIES
Front: Happy birthday to a dear old friend. Back: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy birthday to a dear old friend.
Back: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.
YOU DANCE LIKE ELAINE
Front: Let's go out dancing for your birthday. Back: Actually, maybe you should stay home. You're embarrassing.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s go out dancing for your birthday.
Back: Actually, maybe you should stay home. You’re embarrassing.
SISSY
Front: You know who loves birthday parties? Back: Little sissies.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You know who loves birthday parties?
Back: Little sissies.
HA HA YOU’RE A FUCK UP
Front: You only live once. Back: Too bad you already fucked up.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You only live once.
Back: Too bad you already fucked up.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Front: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Back: Shut the fuck up.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
Back: Shut the fuck up.
WHAT AN ASS
Front: Another year older. Back: And you're still an asshole.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Another year older.
Back: And you’re still an asshole.
WHOOP DEE DOO
Front: It's your birthday. Back: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday.
Back: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
DUSTIN IS SO OLDSCHOOL
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: Holy fuck, you're old.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Back: Holy fuck, you’re old.
HERPES AND HENS
Front: It's your birthday and I love you so much it burns. Back: Or maybe that's the herpes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday and I love you so much it burns.
Back: Or maybe that’s the herpes.
SCUBBA BOOBA
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: I like your boobs.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Back: I like your boobs.
MOOSETACHE
Front: It's your birthday. Back: So go fuck yourself.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday.
Back: So go fuck yourself.
THAT MOUSE IS SOBER
Front: So you're having another birthday. Back: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.$5.00 Add to cartFront: So you’re having another birthday.
Back: The way you drink I’m surprised you made it this far.
STICKY SOCKS
Front: So sweet and innocent. Back: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 Add to cartFront: So sweet and innocent.
Back: Until all his socks start sticking together.
BABY BITCH SPICE
Front: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Back: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Back: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.
BIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA
Front: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Back: You must have a huge vagina.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on another beautiful baby.
Back: You must have a huge vagina.
BIG OL TITTIES
Front: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Back: And your tits are huge.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow.
Back: And your tits are huge.
PANTIES
Front: Pregnant? Back: I knew you couldn't keep your panties on.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Pregnant?
Back: I knew you couldn’t keep your panties on.
BABIES ARE FOR SUCKERS
Front: I'm so excited that you're having a baby. Back: Because I sure as hell don't want one.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’m so excited that you’re having a baby.
Back: Because I sure as hell don’t want one.
HURTS LIKE A BITCH
Front: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing. Back: But it hurts like a bitch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing.
Back: But it hurts like a bitch.
I KNOW DODGE IS CUTE
Front: Babies are great. Back: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Babies are great.
Back: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.
TILL DEATH DO US PART
Front: Our love is forever. Back: But if you die first, I will move on.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Our love is forever.
Back: But if you die first, I will move on.
ATTRACTIVE OPPOSITES
Front: I believe that opposites attract. Back: Just look. I'm awesome and you're not.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I believe that opposites attract.
Back: Just look. I’m awesome and you’re not.
BRUSH YOUR TEETH
Front: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true. Back: Unless your breath smells like shit.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true.
Back: Unless your breath smells like shit.
OYE WITH THE POODLES
Front: Happy Anniversary, babe. You're great. Back: But I'm definitely better.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Anniversary, babe. You’re great.
Back: But I’m definitely better.
SEX KITTEN
Front: Happy Anniversary. Back: Let's have sex. Please.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Anniversary.
Back: Let’s have sex. Please.
