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Front: Getting old is hard. Back: Especially when you start looking like shit.
Front: May all your birthday wishes come true. Back: You fucking pervert.
Front: What do you get for someone who has everything? Back: Nothing.
Front: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Back: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn’t seem appropriate.
Front: You always throw the best birthday parties. Back: Is it to make up for your small penis?
Front: It’s your birthday, huh? Back: Well you can suck my ass. I don’t give a damn.
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: Shithead.
Front: This birthday is a big one. Back: So don’t go dying on us.
Front: Make a wish and blow out your candles. Back: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.
Front: Happy birthday to a dear old friend. Back: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.
Front: Let’s go out dancing for your birthday. Back: Actually, maybe you should stay home. You’re embarrassing.
Front: You know who loves birthday parties? Back: Little sissies.
Front: You only live once. Back: Too bad you already fucked up.
Front: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Back: Shut the fuck up.
Front: Another year older. Back: And you’re still an asshole.
Front: It’s your birthday. Back: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: Holy fuck, you’re old.
Front: It’s your birthday and I love you so much it burns. Back: Or maybe that’s the herpes.