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Front: This Valentine’s Day there’s one thing we should do. Back: Fuck.
Front: Happy Valentine’s Day. Back: Let’s get freaky.
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: I like you cuz you’re slutty.
Front: I think about you all the time. Back: It’s actually kind of creepy.
Front: I’ve been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I’d fucking tell you, okay?
Front: Just thought you should know that I’m thinking about you. Back: And you’re naked.
Front: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. Back: The creepy kind that lingers.
Front: I don’t know how to thank you. Back: Can I use my genitals?
Front: Thank you. Back: You’re fucking awesome.
Front: People just don’t send thank you cards like they used to. Back: Fucking jerks.
Front: Thank you. Back: There. I said it.
Front: I’m so sorry. It will never happen again. Back: Okay, that’s a lie. It probably will.
Front: I must say, I’m really sorry. Back: It must piss you off that I’m always right.
Front: Congrats on your retirement. Back: Work is for suckers anyway.
Front: Wow, so you’re retiring. Back: I didn’t even know you had a job.
Front: You’ve finally retired. Back: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.
Front: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.
Front: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.