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Front: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. Back: That fat bastard.
Front: I saw Santa last night. Back: He was banging your mom.
Front: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Back: And this year is no fucking different.
Front: It’s that time of year again. Back: Fuck.
Front: I heard you’re on Santa’s naughty list. Back: Slut.
Front: Time heals all wounds. Back: So does booze.
Front: I’m sorry I missed your birthday. Back: I’m such an asshole.
Front: I can’t believe I missed your birthday. Back: You better not miss mine or I’ll fucking kill you.
Front: I’m so sorry I forgot. Back: Chances are I’ll forget next year too.
Front: I bet you think I forgot your birthday. Back: I did.
Front: Let’s celebrate your birth. Back: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.
Front: It’s your birthday. Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?
Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Back: Start lying about your age.
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: You old broad.
Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom’s vagina.
Front: Have a very happy birthday. Back: Or don’t. I don’t fucking care.
Front: It’s time to celebrate you. Back: Dinner and a bj?
Front: Another birthday. Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.