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Front: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out.
Back: That fat bastard.
Front: I saw Santa last night.
Back: He was banging your mom.
Front: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail.
Back: And this year is no fucking different.
Front: It’s that time of year again.
Front: I heard you’re on Santa’s naughty list.
Front: Time heals all wounds.
Back: So does booze.
Front: I’m sorry I missed your birthday.
Back: I’m such an asshole.
Front: I can’t believe I missed your birthday.
Back: You better not miss mine or I’ll fucking kill you.
Front: I’m so sorry I forgot.
Back: Chances are I’ll forget next year too.
Front: I bet you think I forgot your birthday.
Back: I did.
Front: Let’s celebrate your birth.
Back: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.
Front: It’s your birthday.
Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?
Front: A piece of birthday advice for you?
Back: Start lying about your age.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: You old broad.
Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate.
Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom’s vagina.
Front: Have a very happy birthday.
Inside: Or don’t. I don’t fucking care.
Front: It’s time to celebrate you.
Back: Dinner and a bj?
Front: Another birthday.
Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.