HAPPY BIRTHDAY (INSERT INSULT)
SKU: BAN-002 Category: Banners Tags: Asshole, Birthday, Cocksucker, Dumbass, Freak, Fucker, Happy Birthday, Nerd, Poopface, Shithead, Whore
This Birthday banner contains 24 hand-cut circles on a white ribbon. It reads HAPPY BIRTHDAY and has a final piece with interchangeable insults. The insult options are: Asshole, Shithead, Fucker, Cocksucker, Whore, Dumbass, Nerd, Freak, Poopface. So when your asshole of a brother has a birthday, you put up “HAPPY BIRTHDAY (ASSHOLE)” and when your geeky friend has her birthday, you change it to “HAPPY BIRTHDAY (NERD)”…. and so on! (Don’t want to insult someone, just turn one of the circles backwards and no one will know!)
Once strung, the circles are easily adjustable, so you can move them as close or far apart as you’d like. The ribbon provided is 3.2mm thick (1/8”) and 244 cm (8′) long and is 100% polyester. The circles are printed on cardstock and designed to be used again and again (though you may want to remove from the ribbon each time to avoid tangles!)
YOUR LIFE SUCKS, GIRAFFEFront: Today is a special day to celebrate your life. Back: Too bad your life sucks.$5.00 Add to cart
Front: Today is a special day to celebrate your life.
Back: Too bad your life sucks.
THAT MOUSE IS SOBERFront: So you're having another birthday. Back: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.$5.00 Add to cart
Front: So you’re having another birthday.
Back: The way you drink I’m surprised you made it this far.