HAPPY BIRTHDAY (INSERT INSULT)
SKU: BAN-002 Category: Banners Tags: Asshole, Birthday, Cocksucker, Dumbass, Freak, Fucker, Happy Birthday, Nerd, Poopface, Shithead, Whore
This Birthday banner contains 24 hand-cut circles on a white ribbon. It reads HAPPY BIRTHDAY and has a final piece with interchangeable insults. The insult options are: Asshole, Shithead, Fucker, Cocksucker, Whore, Dumbass, Nerd, Freak, Poopface. So when your asshole of a brother has a birthday, you put up “HAPPY BIRTHDAY (ASSHOLE)” and when your geeky friend has her birthday, you change it to “HAPPY BIRTHDAY (NERD)”…. and so on! (Don’t want to insult someone, just turn one of the circles backwards and no one will know!)
Once strung, the circles are easily adjustable, so you can move them as close or far apart as you’d like. The ribbon provided is 3.2mm thick (1/8”) and 244 cm (8′) long and is 100% polyester. The circles are printed on cardstock and designed to be used again and again (though you may want to remove from the ribbon each time to avoid tangles!)
ENOUGH ALREADYFront: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. Back: And I'm getting sick of it.$5.00 Add to cart
Front: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth.
Back: And I’m getting sick of it.
OH POOPFront: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Back: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.$5.00 Add to cart
Front: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you.
Back: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.
HERPES AND HENSFront: It's your birthday and I love you so much it burns. Back: Or maybe that's the herpes.$5.00 Add to cart
Front: It’s your birthday and I love you so much it burns.
Back: Or maybe that’s the herpes.