Front: It’s your birthday, huh?
Back: Well you can suck my ass. I don’t give a damn.
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Front: As your friend I really have to let you in on something.
Back: Your haircut is ridiculous.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Back: Wanna make out?
Front: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great.
Back: But then I remembered that you’re a jerk.