Front: It’s your birthday, huh?
Inside: Well you can suck my ass. I don’t give a damn.
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Front: I started to plan a big party for your birthday.
Inside: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Holy fuck, you’re old.
Front: Everyone keeps telling me it’s your birthday.
Inside: Like I’m supposed to care or something.