Front: It must be your birthday.
Back: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.
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Front: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth.
Back: And I’m getting sick of it.
Front: It’s your birthday.
Back: So go fuck yourself.
Front: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great.
Back: But then I remembered that you’re a jerk.