Front: It must be your birthday.
Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.
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Front: Today is a special day to celebrate your life.
Inside: Too bad your life sucks.
Front: Another year older and you look great.
Inside: Except for that bald patch.
Front: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great.
Inside: But then I remembered that you’re a jerk.