Front: It must be your birthday.
Back: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.
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Front: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you.
Back: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.
Front: Another year older and you look great.
Back: Except for that bald patch.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Back: For the record, I’m only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid.