Front: It must be your birthday.
Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.
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Front: I got you the best birthday gift ever.
Inside: But you don’t deserve the best. So I kept it.
Front: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great.
Inside: But then I remembered that you’re a jerk.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Holy fuck, you’re old.