Front: Getting older isn’t so bad.
Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.
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Front: Everyone keeps telling me it’s your birthday.
Inside: Like I’m supposed to care or something.
Front: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you.
Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.
Front: Another year older and you look great.
Inside: Except for that bald patch.