Front: It’s your birthday.
Inside: But don’t expect special treatment, I don’t like you that much.
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Front: It’s your birthday and I love you so much it burns.
Inside: Or maybe that’s the herpes.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Holy fuck, you’re old.
Front: It must be your birthday.
Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.