Front: Dad, you taught me life’s most important lesson.
Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.
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Front: You’re having twins?
Back: Holy fuck.
Front: Happy Anniversary, babe. You’re great.
Back: But I’m definitely better.
Front: I believe that opposites attract.
Back: Just look. I’m awesome and you’re not.