Front: I have feelings for you.
Inside: Feelings in my pants.
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Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Inside: But mostly, your penis.
Front: We’re a match made in heaven.
Inside: But we’re naughty. Like going-to-hell-naughty.
Front: I love you.
Inside: Even though you’re a douchebag.