Front: My heart aches for you.
Back: So does my erection.
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Front: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing.
Back: But it hurts like a bitch.
Front: Happy Anniversary.
Back: Let’s have sex. Please.
Front: I’m so excited that you’re having a baby.
Back: Because I sure as hell don’t want one.