Front: I’m sorry. Back: But you were a real ass.
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Front: Another year older and you look great. Back: Except for that bald patch.
Front: Sorry that happened. Back: People can be real dicks.
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your penis.