Front: Enjoy your wedding day. Back: Because I won’t.
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Front: Things change when you get married. Back: Like, you have to stop sleeping around.
Front: You graduated. Back: I though you could only think with your penis.
Front: You know who loves birthday parties? Back: Little sissies.