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MOUSEPAD – NAUGHTY CHICK
Freshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!$22.00 Add to cartFreshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!
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MOUSEPAD – THEY LIKE TO SWEAR
Need a little sass in your office space? This mousepad could be the answer!$22.00 Add to cartNeed a little sass in your office space? This mousepad could be the answer!
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“I HATE STUFF” Notepad
This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$7.00 Add to cartThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that’s 4″ x 5.5″) has 50 lined pages just waiting for your “stuff”.
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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Front: I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I promise I didn’t forget your birthday.
Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time. -
SOCIAL MEDIA WIN
Front: I know your birthday was the other day... Inside: I just needed social media to remind me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I know your birthday was the other day…
Inside: I just needed social media to remind me. -
PICKY NOSE PICKER
Front: Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside: For people that are too damn picky.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Gift cards are the perfect gift.
Inside: For people that are too damn picky. -
FUCKING BIRTHDAY
Front: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Heard that you’re celebrating a big day.
Inside: Happy fucking birthday. -
DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK
Front: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Got big birthday plans?
Inside: Or another night of drinking alone? -
NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL
Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve a huge birthday celebration.
Inside: But I’m just giving you a card and buying take-out. -
SILVER SHORT CURLY
Front: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Getting older isn’t so bad.
Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives. -
BEST GIFT OF ALL
Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy birthday to my dearest love.
Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you? -
ALL ABOUT YOU
Front: Today is all about you. Inside: You're so selfish.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Today is all about you.
Inside: You’re so selfish. -
TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
Front: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Birthdays are a time to party.
Inside: Too bad we’re too old for that shit. -
OUT AND PROUD
Front: Congratulations on coming out. Inside: I'm fucking proud of you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on coming out.
Inside: I’m fucking proud of you. -
PRIDE BOT
Front: Love who you wanna love. Inside: I really don't give a shit.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Love who you wanna love.
Inside: I really don’t give a shit. -
UNDERWEAR DON’T CARE
Front: You're the best. Inside: No matter what's in those undies.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best.
Inside: No matter what’s in those undies. -
SAME OLD JERK
Front: New name. New pronoun. Inside: Same old jerk on the inside.$5.00 Add to cartFront: New name. New pronoun.
Inside: Same old jerk on the inside.
