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Quick ViewNaughty Pencils – Favourite Phrases
PencilsColourful pencils with colourful language? Heck yes, count me in! These lil' cuties were hand-foiled in Canada! This fabulous little set of pencils contains 5 colourful pencils with the following: - I love sluts. - Stop being a douchebag. - Fuck off. - I feel dead inside. - Swearing is fucking funny.$12.50 -
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Quick ViewNaughty Pencils – Sexy Edition
PencilsColourful pencils with colourful language? Heck yes, count me in! This fabulous little set of pencils contains 5 colourful pencils with the following: - Let's fuck. - Masturbation is fun. - I like you better naked. - Rub one out. - I'm super horny.$12.50 -
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Quick View“I FEEL DEAD INSIDE” Notepad
NotepadsNeed a notepad to jot down all those things you gotta do? (There's always SO much stuff to do!) This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined-pages, waiting for your lists.$6.50 -
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Quick View“MY FUCKING NOTEPAD” Notepad
NotepadsThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$6.50 -
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Quick View“SO MUCH SHIT” Notepad
NotepadsThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$6.50 -
Quick ViewFuck Off Sticker
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.3cm. It's tough and waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$4.00 -
Quick ViewYou’re A Dork Sticker
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.4cm. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$4.00 -
Quick ViewHey Numbnuts Sticker
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7cm x 6.7cm. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$4.00 -
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Quick View“I HATE STUFF” Notepad
NotepadsThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$6.50 -
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MousepadsFreshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!$22.00 -
Quick ViewMOUSEPAD – THEY LIKE TO SWEAR
MousepadsNeed a little sass in your office space? This mousepad could be the answer!$22.00 -
Quick ViewDAMAGED GOODS
Box SetsThe "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).$10.00 -
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CardsFront: I heard Mr. and Mrs. Claus are fighting. Inside: They're members of the North Pole fight club.$5.50 -
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CardsFront: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Inside: As long as I don't have to drive anywhere.$5.50 -
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CardsFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, I do. The rest of my family doesn't give a crap.$5.50 -
Quick ViewWHAM BAM
CardsFront: Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Inside: Wait, did I say heart? I meant herpes.$5.50 -
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Belated BirthdayFront: I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.$5.00
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Naughty Pencils – Favourite Phrases
PencilsColourful pencils with colourful language? Heck yes, count me in! These lil' cuties were hand-foiled in Canada! This fabulous little set of pencils contains 5 colourful pencils with the following: - I love sluts. - Stop being a douchebag. - Fuck off. - I feel dead inside. - Swearing is fucking funny.$12.50 -
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Naughty Pencils – Sexy Edition
PencilsColourful pencils with colourful language? Heck yes, count me in! This fabulous little set of pencils contains 5 colourful pencils with the following: - Let's fuck. - Masturbation is fun. - I like you better naked. - Rub one out. - I'm super horny.$12.50 -
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“I FEEL DEAD INSIDE” Notepad
NotepadsNeed a notepad to jot down all those things you gotta do? (There's always SO much stuff to do!) This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined-pages, waiting for your lists.$6.50 -
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“MY FUCKING NOTEPAD” Notepad
NotepadsThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$6.50 -
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“SO MUCH SHIT” Notepad
NotepadsThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$6.50 -
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Fuck Off Sticker
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.3cm. It's tough and waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$4.00 -
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You’re A Dork Sticker
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.4cm. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$4.00 -
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Hey Numbnuts Sticker
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7cm x 6.7cm. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$4.00 -
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“I HATE STUFF” Notepad
NotepadsThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$6.50 -
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MOUSEPAD – NAUGHTY CHICK
MousepadsFreshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!$22.00 -
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MOUSEPAD – THEY LIKE TO SWEAR
MousepadsNeed a little sass in your office space? This mousepad could be the answer!$22.00 -
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DAMAGED GOODS
Box SetsThe "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).$10.00 -
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FIGHT CLUB
CardsFront: I heard Mr. and Mrs. Claus are fighting. Inside: They're members of the North Pole fight club.$5.50 -
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SNOW DAY
CardsFront: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Inside: As long as I don't have to drive anywhere.$5.50 -
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ONLY ME
CardsFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, I do. The rest of my family doesn't give a crap.$5.50 -
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WHAM BAM
CardsFront: Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Inside: Wait, did I say heart? I meant herpes.$5.50 -
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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Belated BirthdayFront: I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.$5.00 -
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Belated BirthdayFront: I know your birthday was the other day... Inside: I just needed social media to remind me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewPICKY NOSE PICKER
BirthdayFront: Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside: For people that are too damn picky.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.$5.00
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