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    Naughty Pencils – Favourite Phrases

    Pencils
    Colourful pencils with colourful language? Heck yes, count me in! These lil' cuties were hand-foiled in Canada! This fabulous little set of pencils contains 5 colourful pencils with the following: - I love sluts. - Stop being a douchebag. - Fuck off. - I feel dead inside. - Swearing is fucking funny.  
    $12.50
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    Naughty Pencils – Sexy Edition

    Pencils
    Colourful pencils with colourful language? Heck yes, count me in! This fabulous little set of pencils contains 5 colourful pencils with the following: - Let's fuck. - Masturbation is fun. - I like you better naked. - Rub one out. - I'm super horny.
    $12.50
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    “I FEEL DEAD INSIDE” Notepad

    Notepads
    Need a notepad to jot down all those things you gotta do? (There's always SO much stuff to do!) This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined-pages, waiting for your lists.
    $6.50
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    “MY FUCKING NOTEPAD” Notepad

    Notepads
    This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".
    $6.50
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    “SO MUCH SHIT” Notepad

    Notepads
    This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".
    $6.50
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    Fuck Off Sticker

    Stickers
    This vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.3cm.  It's tough and waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).
    $4.00
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    You’re A Dork Sticker

    Stickers
    This vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.4cm.  It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).
    $4.00
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    Hey Numbnuts Sticker

    Stickers
    This vinyl sticker measures approximately 7cm x 6.7cm.  It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).
    $4.00
  • My Vagina is Awesome Sticker
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    “I HATE STUFF” Notepad

    Notepads
    This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".
    $6.50
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    MOUSEPAD – NAUGHTY CHICK

    Mousepads
    Freshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!
    $22.00
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    MOUSEPAD – THEY LIKE TO SWEAR

    Mousepads
    Need a little sass in your office space? This mousepad could be the answer!
    $22.00
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    DAMAGED GOODS

    Box Sets
    The "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true?  Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).
    $10.00
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    FIGHT CLUB

    Cards
    Front: I heard Mr. and Mrs. Claus are fighting. Inside: They're members of the North Pole fight club.
    $5.50
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    THE BIG O

    Cards
    Front: All I want for Christmas is you. Inside: And a really big orgasm.
    $5.50
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    SNOW DAY

    Cards
    Front: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Inside: As long as I don't have to drive anywhere.
    $5.50
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    UGHXMAS

    Cards
    Front: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Inside: Ugh.
    $5.50
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    ONLY ME

    Cards
    Front: We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, I do. The rest of my family doesn't give a crap.
    $5.50
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    WHAM BAM

    Cards
    Front: Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Inside: Wait, did I say heart? I meant herpes.
    $5.50
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    2023 CALENDAR

    Calendar $21.00
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    BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.
    $5.00

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  • Quick View

    Naughty Pencils – Favourite Phrases

    Pencils
    Colourful pencils with colourful language? Heck yes, count me in! These lil' cuties were hand-foiled in Canada! This fabulous little set of pencils contains 5 colourful pencils with the following: - I love sluts. - Stop being a douchebag. - Fuck off. - I feel dead inside. - Swearing is fucking funny.  
    $12.50
  • Quick View

    Naughty Pencils – Sexy Edition

    Pencils
    Colourful pencils with colourful language? Heck yes, count me in! This fabulous little set of pencils contains 5 colourful pencils with the following: - Let's fuck. - Masturbation is fun. - I like you better naked. - Rub one out. - I'm super horny.
    $12.50
  • Quick View

    “I FEEL DEAD INSIDE” Notepad

    Notepads
    Need a notepad to jot down all those things you gotta do? (There's always SO much stuff to do!) This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined-pages, waiting for your lists.
    $6.50
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    “MY FUCKING NOTEPAD” Notepad

    Notepads
    This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".
    $6.50
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    “SO MUCH SHIT” Notepad

    Notepads
    This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".
    $6.50
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    Fuck Off Sticker

    Stickers
    This vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.3cm.  It's tough and waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).
    $4.00
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    You’re A Dork Sticker

    Stickers
    This vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.4cm.  It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).
    $4.00
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    Hey Numbnuts Sticker

    Stickers
    This vinyl sticker measures approximately 7cm x 6.7cm.  It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).
    $4.00
  • My Vagina is Awesome Sticker
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    “I HATE STUFF” Notepad

    Notepads
    This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".
    $6.50
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    MOUSEPAD – NAUGHTY CHICK

    Mousepads
    Freshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!
    $22.00
  • Quick View

    MOUSEPAD – THEY LIKE TO SWEAR

    Mousepads
    Need a little sass in your office space? This mousepad could be the answer!
    $22.00
  • Quick View

    DAMAGED GOODS

    Box Sets
    The "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true?  Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).
    $10.00
  • Quick View

    FIGHT CLUB

    Cards
    Front: I heard Mr. and Mrs. Claus are fighting. Inside: They're members of the North Pole fight club.
    $5.50
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    THE BIG O

    Cards
    Front: All I want for Christmas is you. Inside: And a really big orgasm.
    $5.50
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    SNOW DAY

    Cards
    Front: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Inside: As long as I don't have to drive anywhere.
    $5.50
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    UGHXMAS

    Cards
    Front: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Inside: Ugh.
    $5.50
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    ONLY ME

    Cards
    Front: We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, I do. The rest of my family doesn't give a crap.
    $5.50
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    WHAM BAM

    Cards
    Front: Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Inside: Wait, did I say heart? I meant herpes.
    $5.50
  • Out Of Stock
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    2023 CALENDAR

    Calendar $21.00
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    BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.
    $5.00
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    SOCIAL MEDIA WIN

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I know your birthday was the other day... Inside: I just needed social media to remind me.
    $5.00
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    PICKY NOSE PICKER

    Birthday
    Front: Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside: For people that are too damn picky.
    $5.00
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    FUCKING BIRTHDAY

    Birthday
    Front: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.
    $5.00
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