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DICKMAN
Front: I built a snowman, but he melted. Back: What a dick.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I built a snowman, but he melted.
Back: What a dick.
CHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW
Front: Christmas is here. Back: Let's get this shit over with.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Christmas is here.
Back: Let’s get this shit over with.
REINDEER MEAT
Front: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Back: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I saw a couple of Santa’s reindeer recently.
Back: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.
MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER
Front: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Back: Well, some of us do...$5.00 Add to cartFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas.
Back: Well, some of us do…
WILD THINGS
Front: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Back: You don't want to know. It's wildly inappropriate.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off?
Back: You don’t want to know. It’s wildly inappropriate.
PEE PEE PANTS
Front: One word of advice?
Back: Kegels.$5.00 Add to cartFront: One word of advice?
Back: Kegels.
SMALL SAVAGES
Front: Congratulations.
Back: Babies ruin everything.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: Babies ruin everything.
OH BABY BABY
Front: I adore babies.
Back: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I adore babies.
Back: But don’t expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.
LEAKY BOOBIES
Front: Your baby is so cute.
Back: I'm lactating just looking at it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your baby is so cute.
Back: I’m lactating just looking at it.
BASTARD CHILD
Front: Congratulations.
Back: Your child is a bastard.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: Your child is a bastard.
CUTIE PATOOTIE
Front: Congrats on the new baby.
Back: It's pretty fucking cute.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on the new baby.
Back: It’s pretty fucking cute.
