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    FIGHT CLUB

    Cards
    Front: I heard Mr. and Mrs. Claus are fighting. Inside: They're members of the North Pole fight club.
    $5.50
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    THE BIG O

    Cards
    Front: All I want for Christmas is you. Inside: And a really big orgasm.
    $5.50
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    SNOW DAY

    Cards
    Front: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Inside: As long as I don't have to drive anywhere.
    $5.50
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    UGHXMAS

    Cards
    Front: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Inside: Ugh.
    $5.50
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    ONLY ME

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    Front: We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, I do. The rest of my family doesn't give a crap.
    $5.50
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    WHAM BAM

    Cards
    Front: Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Inside: Wait, did I say heart? I meant herpes.
    $5.50
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    2023 CALENDAR

    Calendar $21.00
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    MOUSEPAD – NAUGHTY CHICK

    Mousepads
    Freshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!
    $22.00
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    MOUSEPAD – THEY LIKE TO SWEAR

    Mousepads
    Need a little sass in your office space? This mousepad could be the answer!
    $22.00
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    “I HATE STUFF” Notepad

    Notepads
    This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".
    $7.00
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    BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.
    $5.00
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    SOCIAL MEDIA WIN

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I know your birthday was the other day... Inside: I just needed social media to remind me.
    $5.00
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    PICKY NOSE PICKER

    Birthday
    Front: Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside: For people that are too damn picky.
    $5.00
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    FUCKING BIRTHDAY

    Birthday
    Front: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.
    $5.00
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    DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK

    Birthday
    Front: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?
    $5.00
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    NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL

    Birthday
    Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.
    $5.00
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    SILVER SHORT CURLY

    Birthday
    Front: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.
    $5.00
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    BEST GIFT OF ALL

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?
    $5.00
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    ALL ABOUT YOU

    Birthday
    Front: Today is all about you. Inside: You're so selfish.
    $5.00
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    TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT

    Birthday
    Front: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.
    $5.00
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    OUT AND PROUD

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations on coming out. Inside: I'm fucking proud of you.
    $5.00

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    FIGHT CLUB

    Cards
    Front: I heard Mr. and Mrs. Claus are fighting. Inside: They're members of the North Pole fight club.
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    THE BIG O

    Cards
    Front: All I want for Christmas is you. Inside: And a really big orgasm.
    $5.50
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    SNOW DAY

    Cards
    Front: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Inside: As long as I don't have to drive anywhere.
    $5.50
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    UGHXMAS

    Cards
    Front: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Inside: Ugh.
    $5.50
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    ONLY ME

    Cards
    Front: We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, I do. The rest of my family doesn't give a crap.
    $5.50
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    WHAM BAM

    Cards
    Front: Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Inside: Wait, did I say heart? I meant herpes.
    $5.50
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    2023 CALENDAR

    Calendar $21.00
  • Quick View

    MOUSEPAD – NAUGHTY CHICK

    Mousepads
    Freshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!
    $22.00
  • Quick View

    MOUSEPAD – THEY LIKE TO SWEAR

    Mousepads
    Need a little sass in your office space? This mousepad could be the answer!
    $22.00
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    “I HATE STUFF” Notepad

    Notepads
    This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".
    $7.00
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    BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.
    $5.00
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    SOCIAL MEDIA WIN

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I know your birthday was the other day... Inside: I just needed social media to remind me.
    $5.00
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    PICKY NOSE PICKER

    Birthday
    Front: Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside: For people that are too damn picky.
    $5.00
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    FUCKING BIRTHDAY

    Birthday
    Front: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.
    $5.00
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    DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK

    Birthday
    Front: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?
    $5.00
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    NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL

    Birthday
    Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.
    $5.00
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    SILVER SHORT CURLY

    Birthday
    Front: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.
    $5.00
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    BEST GIFT OF ALL

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?
    $5.00
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    ALL ABOUT YOU

    Birthday
    Front: Today is all about you. Inside: You're so selfish.
    $5.00
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    TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT

    Birthday
    Front: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.
    $5.00
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    OUT AND PROUD

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations on coming out. Inside: I'm fucking proud of you.
    $5.00
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    PRIDE BOT

    Cards
    Front: Love who you wanna love. Inside: I really don't give a shit.
    $5.00
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    UNDERWEAR DON’T CARE

    Cards
    Front: You're the best. Inside: No matter what's in those undies.
    $5.00
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    SAME OLD JERK

    Cards
    Front: New name. New pronoun. Inside: Same old jerk on the inside.
    $5.00
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