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Front: I heard you’re expecting. Back: I guess you don’t believe in safe sex.
Front: You’re having another baby. Back: Slut.
Front: Pregnant? Back: I knew you couldn’t keep your panties on.
Front: You’re having twins? Back: Holy fuck.
Front: Twins. Back: One wasn’t enough?
Front: I’m so excited that you’re having a baby. Back: Because I sure as hell don’t want one.
Front: I love babies. Back: But they poo a lot.
Front: I guess it’s time to baby-proof the house. Back: You don’t want any of those little buggers getting in.
Front: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing. Back: But it hurts like a bitch.
Front: Word on the street is that you’re having a baby. Back: Gross.
Front: Babies are great. Back: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.
Front: Your baby is going to be the cutest. Back: Not very smart, but definitely cute.
Front: I can’t wait to see your new baby. Back: I hear it’s real ugly.
Front: Our love is forever. Back: But if you die first, I will move on.
Front: It’s your anniversary.Back: But who the fuck cares? (besides you two)
Front: Happy Anniversary you two. Back: You aren’t sick of each other?
Front: Your love is amazing. Back: Amazing that it has lasted this long.
Front: It’s our anniversary. Back: And I actually remembered.