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    COVID BLANK

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    Front: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off. Inside: Blank
    $1.00
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    FUCKING COVID

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    Front: Sorry we couldn’t celebrate together. Inside: Fucking Covid.
    $1.00
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    CANCEL THIS SHIT

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    Front: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died.  Christmas is cancelled.
    $5.00
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    BIG STUPID HEAD

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    Front: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose? Inside: It's just a huge zit.
    $5.00
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    CHRISTMAS CHEER

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    Front: Sending you some Christmas cheer. Inside: From a safe fucking distance.
    $5.00
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    YOU’RE TOO MUCH

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    Front: It's too bad we can't spend the holidays together. Inside: Just kidding. We needed a year off.
    $5.00
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    SNIP SNIP TIME

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    Front: You are a great husband and father. Inside: But it's time for the snip-snip
    $5.00
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    LEAST FAVE

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    Front: Happy Father's Day. Inside: From your least favourite child.
    $5.00
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    ALL ABOUT YOU DAD

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    Front: Today is all about you dad. Inside: You self-entitled jerk.
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    WIFE AND MOTHER

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    Front: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously.  I could use more attention.
    $5.00
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    LEAST FAVE

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    Front: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: From your least favourite child.
    $5.00
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    ALL ABOUT YOU MOM

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    Front: Today is all about you mom. Inside: You self-entitled witch.
    $5.00
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    CARELESS OR RECKLESS

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    Front: You make parenting look easy. Inside: Probably because you don't give a shit.
    $5.00
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    SHIT ON MY HEAD

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    Front: Thank you for raising me. Inside: I know I was a little shithead.
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    NO CASH VALUE

    Birthday
    Front: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Inside: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.
    $5.00
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    TOO MUCH MOOLA

    Birthday
    Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.
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    LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES

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    Front: First comes love.  Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.
    $5.00
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    PEE PEE PANTS

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    Front: One word of advice? Inside: Kegels.
    $5.50
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    SIN SIN SINFUL

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    Front: Congratulations. Inside: You're no longer living in sin.
    $5.50
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    MALLS WILL BLEED YOU DRY

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    Front: Time to go shopping. Inside: This fucking sucks.
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    MRS. BITCH CLAUS

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    Front: Santa Claus is great. Inside: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.
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    TRAFFIC STOP

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    Front: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.
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    HAPPY WHATEVER

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    Front: Happy Holidays. Inside: Or whatever the fuck we're supposed to say not to be offensive.
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    CARROT WANG

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    Front: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.
    $5.00
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