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Front: Happy Birthday. Back: I like your boobs.
Front: Today is a special day to celebrate your life. Back: Too bad your life sucks.
Front: It’s your birthday. Back: So go fuck yourself.
Front: So you’re having another birthday. Back: The way you drink I’m surprised you made it this far.
Front: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great. Back: But then I remembered that you’re a jerk.
Front: So sweet and innocent. Back: Until all his socks start sticking together.
Front: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Back: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.
Front: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Back: Though a dog would have been a better choice.
Front: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Back: You must have a huge vagina.
Front: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Back: And your tits are huge.
Front: Your baby deserves the best. Back: So hand it over to me and I’ll raise it.
Front: I heard you’re expecting. Back: I guess you don’t believe in safe sex.
Front: You’re having another baby. Back: Slut.
Front: Pregnant? Back: I knew you couldn’t keep your panties on.
Front: You’re having twins? Back: Holy fuck.
Front: Twins. Back: One wasn’t enough?
Front: I’m so excited that you’re having a baby. Back: Because I sure as hell don’t want one.
Front: I love babies. Back: But they poo a lot.