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Quick ViewCAKE MAKES IT BETTER
BirthdayInside: Step 3. That's it... The cake will make you happy. (You make also experience feelings of guilt + disgust.)$5.50 -
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Quick ViewANTI SOCIAL TIME
BirthdayInside: Follow this advice and you'll have a happy birthday. (All thanks to the genius greeting card writer that wrote this card and the brilliant person that chose it.)$5.50 -
Quick ViewCRAZY BABY
CardsInside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)$5.50 -
Quick ViewJUST DON’T KILL IT
CardsInside: Tip 4. Talk to your parents + grandparents. (Want to feel better about being a parent? Ask an older generation about how they took care of babies. They did some crazy shit and still managed to keep your family tree going.)$5.50 -
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Quick ViewCUSTOM FAMILY PORTRAIT
Nikki’s Custom ArtA custom LEGO family portrait printed on 8" x 10" cardstock.$30.00 -
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Quick ViewNAUGHTY PENCILS – FAVOURITE PHRASES
PencilsColourful pencils with colourful language? Heck yes, count me in! These lil' cuties were hand-foiled in Canada! This fabulous little set of pencils contains 5 colourful pencils with the following: - I love sluts. - Stop being a douchebag. - Fuck off. - I feel dead inside. - Swearing is fucking funny.$12.50 -
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Quick ViewNAUGHTY PENCILS – SEXY EDITION
PencilsColourful pencils with colourful language? Heck yes, count me in! This fabulous little set of pencils contains 5 colourful pencils with the following: - Let's fuck. - Masturbation is fun. - I like you better naked. - Rub one out. - I'm super horny.$12.50 -
Quick View“I FEEL DEAD INSIDE” Notepad
NotepadsNeed a notepad to jot down all those things you gotta do? (There's always SO much stuff to do!) This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined-pages, waiting for your lists.$6.50 -
Quick View“MY FUCKING NOTEPAD” Notepad
NotepadsThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$6.50 -
Quick View“SO MUCH SHIT” Notepad
NotepadsThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$6.50