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    FIGHT CLUB

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    Front: I heard Mr. and Mrs. Claus are fighting. Inside: They're members of the North Pole fight club.
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    THE BIG O

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    Front: All I want for Christmas is you. Inside: And a really big orgasm.
    $5.50
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    SNOW DAY

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    Front: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Inside: As long as I don't have to drive anywhere.
    $5.50
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    UGHXMAS

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    Front: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Inside: Ugh.
    $5.50
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    ONLY ME

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    Front: We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, I do. The rest of my family doesn't give a crap.
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    WHAM BAM

    Cards
    Front: Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Inside: Wait, did I say heart? I meant herpes.
    $5.50
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    GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE

    Cards
    Front: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.
    $5.00
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    HIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA

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    Front: Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?
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    FLY RUDOLPH FLY

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    Front: I know how Santa gets his reindeer to fly. Inside: Edibles.
    $5.00
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    SANTA’S FAVE STRIP JOINT

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    Front: I met Prancer and Vixen. Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown.
    $5.00
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    EXPECT THE BEST

    Cards
    Front: This Christmas will be great. Inside: As long as you buy me something fucking amazing.
    $5.00
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    CANCEL THIS SHIT

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    Front: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died.  Christmas is cancelled.
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    BIG STUPID HEAD

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    Front: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose? Inside: It's just a huge zit.
    $5.00
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    CHRISTMAS CHEER

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    Front: Sending you some Christmas cheer. Inside: From a safe fucking distance.
    $5.00
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    YOU’RE TOO MUCH

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    Front: It's too bad we can't spend the holidays together. Inside: Just kidding. We needed a year off.
    $5.00
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    MALLS WILL BLEED YOU DRY

    Cards
    Front: Time to go shopping. Inside: This fucking sucks.
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    MRS. BITCH CLAUS

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    Front: Santa Claus is great. Inside: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.
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    TRAFFIC STOP

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    Front: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.
    $5.00
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    HAPPY WHATEVER

    Cards
    Front: Happy Holidays. Inside: Or whatever the fuck we're supposed to say not to be offensive.
    $5.00
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    CARROT WANG

    Cards
    Front: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.
    $5.00
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    PARTY TIME

    Christmas
    Front: I'm having a big Christmas party. Inside: But you're not invited.
    $2.00
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    GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION

    Box Sets
    Holiday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!
    $30.00
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    DICKMAN

    Cards
    Front: I built a snowman, but he melted. Inside: What a dick.
    $5.00
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    CHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW

    Cards
    Front: Christmas is here. Inside: Let's get this shit over with.
    $5.00

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    FIGHT CLUB

    Cards
    Front: I heard Mr. and Mrs. Claus are fighting. Inside: They're members of the North Pole fight club.
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    THE BIG O

    Cards
    Front: All I want for Christmas is you. Inside: And a really big orgasm.
    $5.50
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    SNOW DAY

    Cards
    Front: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Inside: As long as I don't have to drive anywhere.
    $5.50
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    UGHXMAS

    Cards
    Front: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Inside: Ugh.
    $5.50
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    ONLY ME

    Cards
    Front: We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, I do. The rest of my family doesn't give a crap.
    $5.50
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    WHAM BAM

    Cards
    Front: Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Inside: Wait, did I say heart? I meant herpes.
    $5.50
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    GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE

    Cards
    Front: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.
    $5.00
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    HIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA

    Cards
    Front: Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    FLY RUDOLPH FLY

    Cards
    Front: I know how Santa gets his reindeer to fly. Inside: Edibles.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    SANTA’S FAVE STRIP JOINT

    Cards
    Front: I met Prancer and Vixen. Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown.
    $5.00
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    EXPECT THE BEST

    Cards
    Front: This Christmas will be great. Inside: As long as you buy me something fucking amazing.
    $5.00
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    CANCEL THIS SHIT

    Cards
    Front: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died.  Christmas is cancelled.
    $5.00
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    BIG STUPID HEAD

    Cards
    Front: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose? Inside: It's just a huge zit.
    $5.00
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    CHRISTMAS CHEER

    Cards
    Front: Sending you some Christmas cheer. Inside: From a safe fucking distance.
    $5.00
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    YOU’RE TOO MUCH

    Cards
    Front: It's too bad we can't spend the holidays together. Inside: Just kidding. We needed a year off.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    MALLS WILL BLEED YOU DRY

    Cards
    Front: Time to go shopping. Inside: This fucking sucks.
    $5.00
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    MRS. BITCH CLAUS

    Cards
    Front: Santa Claus is great. Inside: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.
    $5.00
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    TRAFFIC STOP

    Cards
    Front: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.
    $5.00
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    HAPPY WHATEVER

    Cards
    Front: Happy Holidays. Inside: Or whatever the fuck we're supposed to say not to be offensive.
    $5.00
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    CARROT WANG

    Cards
    Front: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.
    $5.00
  • Sale!
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    PARTY TIME

    Christmas
    Front: I'm having a big Christmas party. Inside: But you're not invited.
    $2.00
  • Quick View

    GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION

    Box Sets
    Holiday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!
    $30.00
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    DICKMAN

    Cards
    Front: I built a snowman, but he melted. Inside: What a dick.
    $5.00
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    CHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW

    Cards
    Front: Christmas is here. Inside: Let's get this shit over with.
    $5.00
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