Christmas
DICKMAN
Front: I built a snowman, but he melted. Back: What a dick.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I built a snowman, but he melted.
Back: What a dick.
CHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW
Front: Christmas is here. Back: Let's get this shit over with.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Christmas is here.
Back: Let’s get this shit over with.
REINDEER MEAT
Front: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Back: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I saw a couple of Santa’s reindeer recently.
Back: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.
MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER
Front: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Back: Well, some of us do...$5.00 Add to cartFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas.
Back: Well, some of us do…
WILD THINGS
Front: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Back: You don't want to know. It's wildly inappropriate.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off?
Back: You don’t want to know. It’s wildly inappropriate.
FOXY CHRISTMAS
Front: Christmas is all about friends and family. Back: It's too bad that you don't have either.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Christmas is all about friends and family.
Back: It’s too bad that you don’t have either.
LOST ART FART
Front: Sending Christmas cards is almost a lost art.
Back: So you're an asshole if you don't return one.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Sending Christmas cards is almost a lost art.
Back: So you’re an asshole if you don’t return one.
BAD CREDIT SCORE
Front: The holiday season is the best.
Back: Until the credit card statement arrives.$5.00 Add to cartFront: The holiday season is the best.
Back: Until the credit card statement arrives.
HOLIDAY CARD
Front: It's the most wonderful time of year.
Back: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s the most wonderful time of year.
Back: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.
MORAL ORAL
Front: I know what I'm giving you for Christmas.
Back: Oral.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I know what I’m giving you for Christmas.
Back: Oral.
DEAD HO HO HOBO
Front: We went to see Santa.
Back: He smelled like a dead hobo.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We went to see Santa.
Back: He smelled like a dead hobo.
HOLLY JOLLY DRUNK
Front: Have a holly, jolly Christmas.
Back: By getting druuuuunk.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have a holly, jolly Christmas.
Back: By getting druuuuunk.
FOODIE
Front: Tis the season.
Back: To get chubby.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Tis the season.
Back: To get chubby.
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
Front: Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Back: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Back: And a happy fucking New Year.
BANG BANG BANG
Front: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings.
Back: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s trim the tree and put up the stockings.
Back: And then bang until the New Year.
CRABBY SANTA PANTS
Front: Know what Santa gave me last year?
Back: Crabs.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Know what Santa gave me last year?
Back: Crabs.
WORKING WITH ASSHOLES
Front: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen?
Back: They're assholes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen?
Back: They’re assholes.
SAVED BY THE BELL
Front: Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
Back: Wait. Nevermind. That's just my phone.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
Back: Wait. Nevermind. That’s just my phone.
