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BITCH PARTY
Front: It's party time.
Back: Where my bitches at?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s party time.
Back: Where my bitches at?
COCKY MOFO
Front: You must be so proud of yourself.
Back: You cocky motherfucker.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You must be so proud of yourself.
Back: You cocky motherfucker.
BALLS BALLS BALLS
Front: Congratulations.
Back: You finally grew a pair.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: You finally grew a pair.
LOWERED EXPECTATIONS
Front: You did a great job.
Back: But expectations were low.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You did a great job.
Back: But expectations were low.
ATTENTION SEEKING DOG
Front: Congratulations. You did it. Back: Big fucking deal.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations. You did it.
Back: Big fucking deal.
I’M BETTER THAN YOU
Front: Congrats. Back: You think you're better than me?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats.
Back: You think you’re better than me?
YOU NORMALLY SUCK
Front: Congratulations. Back: You've finally impressed me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: You’ve finally impressed me.
JUST SAY NO
Front: Let's go celebrate. Back: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s go celebrate.
Back: I’ll get the hookers. You get the blow.
I’M JUST JEALOUS
Front: Congratulations. Back: I hate you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: I hate you.
YOU USUALLY FAIL
Front: Congrats. Back: I can't believe you actually did it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats.
Back: I can’t believe you actually did it.
THIS CARD IS MEAN
Front: I just want to say congratulations. Back: You didn't fuck up for once.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I just want to say congratulations.
Back: You didn’t fuck up for once.
LUCKY BASTARD
Front: Congratulations. Back: You lucky bastard.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: You lucky bastard.
HOT SHIT
Front: Congratulations. Back: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: I bet you think you’re hot shit now, don’t you?
MISTAKE MAKER
Front: Congratulations. Back: You're making the biggest mistake of your life.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: You’re making the biggest mistake of your life.
