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Front: What a beautiful new home.
Inside: Sure beats the dump that I’m living in.
Front: Your new house is great.
Inside: But mine is better.
Front: Congrats on your new place.
Back: Are you sure you can afford it?
Front: You have a beautiful new home.
Back: But your furniture sucks.
Front: You got a new house?
Inside: I’m not helping you move.
Front: What a great house.
Back: Too bad you won’t own it for 30 years.
Front: Congratulations on a beautiful new home.
Back: When can I move in?
Front: It’s great that you have a new home.
Back: Your old place was a dump.
Front: So you have a new home.
Back: That’s great. Your parents were getting sick of you.
Front: Congratulations on your new home.
Back: Looks like a real fixer upper.