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INDEPENDENT PENGUIN
Front: Congrats on your new place.
Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on your new place.
Back: Are you sure you can afford it?
SWEDISH MEATBALLS
Front: You have a beautiful new home.
Back: But your furniture sucks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You have a beautiful new home.
Back: But your furniture sucks.
FRIENDS WITH TRUCKS
Front: You got a new house?
Back: I'm not helping you move.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You got a new house?
Back: I’m not helping you move.
MORTGAGE SMORTGAGE
Front: What a great house.
Back: Too bad you won't own it for 30 years.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What a great house.
Back: Too bad you won’t own it for 30 years.
I DON’T PAY RENT
Front: Congratulations on a beautiful new home.
Back: When can I move in?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on a beautiful new home.
Back: When can I move in?
DUMPITY DUMP DUMP
Front: It's great that you have a new home.
Back: Your old place was a dump.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s great that you have a new home.
Back: Your old place was a dump.
FORTY AND MOVING OUT
Front: So you have a new home.
Back: That's great. Your parents were getting sick of you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: So you have a new home.
Back: That’s great. Your parents were getting sick of you.
GET A NEW, NEW HOUSE
Front: Congratulations on your new home.
Back: Looks like a real fixer upper.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on your new home.
Back: Looks like a real fixer upper.
