Wedding
DIVORCE
Front: Thank you for including us in your special day. Back: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thank you for including us in your special day.
Back: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?
SIN SIN SINFUL
Front: Congratulations. Back: You're no longer living in sin.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: You’re no longer living in sin.
CLASSY AS FUCK
Front: What a gorgeous wedding. Back: You're so fucking classy.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What a gorgeous wedding.
Back: You’re so fucking classy.
MARRIAGE NUMBER ONE
Front: You only get married once. Back: Theoretically.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You only get married once.
Back: Theoretically.
WE’RE NOT WORTHY
Front: Heard you got married. Back: Guess some people weren't invited.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Heard you got married.
Back: Guess some people weren’t invited.
CURLY HAIRED FUCKER
Front: I always knew you two would get married. Back: But that doesn't mean I approve.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I always knew you two would get married.
Back: But that doesn’t mean I approve.
HORSES JUST FUCK
Front: What great news. Back: You are capable of love.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What great news.
Back: You are capable of love.
YOU’RE BETTER SINGLE
Front: I heard you're getting married. Back: That's too bad.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you’re getting married.
Back: That’s too bad.
COUPLE OF LOSERS
Front: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Back: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the type of couple that will be together forever.
Back: Yeah right. You don’t stand a chance.
I THEE WED
Front: Marriage is a wonderful thing. Back: For the first few months anyway.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Marriage is a wonderful thing.
Back: For the first few months anyway.
RUN
Front: I heard wedding bells. Back: Run.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard wedding bells.
Back: Run.
LOPES TIMES TWO
Front: Congratulations on your big day. Back: It's about fucking time.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on your big day.
Back: It’s about fucking time.
PLEASE, DON’T DO IT
Front: Congratulations. Back: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: Remember, it’s not too late until you say “I do.”
SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN
Front: I heard you're getting hitched. Back: You get knocked up or something?$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you’re getting hitched.
Back: You get knocked up or something?
I CAN’T BELIEVE It
Front: So you're engaged? Back: I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material.$5.00 Add to cartFront: So you’re engaged?
Back: I’m surprised someone considers you marriage material.
UPPER LIP HAIR
Front: You'll make a beautiful bride. Back: But you should probably lose the moustache.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ll make a beautiful bride.
Back: But you should probably lose the moustache.
ROBOTS NEVER DIE
Front: Congratulations. Back: I always thought you'd die alone.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: I always thought you’d die alone.
REVENGE OF THE NERDS
Front: It's great that you two found each other. Back: Weirdos gotta stick together.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s great that you two found each other.
Back: Weirdos gotta stick together.
