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    Front: First comes love.  Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.
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    Front: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?
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    OPEN IT UP

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    Front: Congratulations on your engagement. Inside: Will it be an open bar?
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    YOU SUCK TOGETHER

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    Front: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.
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    Front: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.
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    QUITTERS NEVER WED

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    Front: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.
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    SHEEPISH WEDDING

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    Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.
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    DIVORCE

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    Front: Thank you for including us in your special day. Inside: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?
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    CLASSY AS FUCK

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    Front: What a gorgeous wedding. Inside: You're so fucking classy.
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    MARRIAGE NUMBER ONE

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    Front: You only get married once. Inside: Theoretically.
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    WE’RE NOT WORTHY

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    Front: Heard you got married. Inside: Guess some people weren't invited.
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    Front: I always knew you two would get married. Inside: But that doesn't mean I approve.
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    Front: What great news. Inside: You are capable of love.
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    YOU’RE BETTER SINGLE

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    Front: I heard you're getting married. Inside: That's too bad.
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    Front: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Inside: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.
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    I THEE WED

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    Front: Marriage is a wonderful thing. Inside: For the first few months anyway.
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    RUN

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    Front: I heard wedding bells. Inside: Run.
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    LOPES TIMES TWO

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    Front: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: It's about fucking time.
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    PLEASE, DON’T DO IT

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    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."
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    Front: I heard you're getting hitched. Inside: You get knocked up or something?
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    Front: So you're engaged? Inside: I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material.
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    MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE

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    Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.
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    MRS. AND MRS. BITCH

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    Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.
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    LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES

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    Front: First comes love.  Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.
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    SIN SIN SINFUL

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    Front: Congratulations. Inside: You're no longer living in sin.
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    MAIL ORDER BRIDE

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    Front: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?
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    OPEN IT UP

    Wedding
    Front: Congratulations on your engagement. Inside: Will it be an open bar?
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    YOU SUCK TOGETHER

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    Front: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.
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    WEDDING CRASHERS

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    Front: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.
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    QUITTERS NEVER WED

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    Front: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.
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    SHEEPISH WEDDING

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    Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.
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    DIVORCE

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    Front: Thank you for including us in your special day. Inside: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?
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    CLASSY AS FUCK

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    Front: What a gorgeous wedding. Inside: You're so fucking classy.
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    MARRIAGE NUMBER ONE

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    Front: You only get married once. Inside: Theoretically.
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    WE’RE NOT WORTHY

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    Front: Heard you got married. Inside: Guess some people weren't invited.
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    CURLY HAIRED FUCKER

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    Front: I always knew you two would get married. Inside: But that doesn't mean I approve.
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    HORSES JUST FUCK

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    Front: What great news. Inside: You are capable of love.
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    YOU’RE BETTER SINGLE

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    Front: I heard you're getting married. Inside: That's too bad.
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    COUPLE OF LOSERS

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    Front: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Inside: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.
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    I THEE WED

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    Front: Marriage is a wonderful thing. Inside: For the first few months anyway.
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    RUN

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    Front: I heard wedding bells. Inside: Run.
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    LOPES TIMES TWO

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    Front: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: It's about fucking time.
    $5.50
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    PLEASE, DON’T DO IT

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."
    $5.00
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    SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN

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    Front: I heard you're getting hitched. Inside: You get knocked up or something?
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    I CAN’T BELIEVE IT

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    Front: So you're engaged? Inside: I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material.
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