Wedding
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LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
Front: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 Add to cartFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage.
Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids. -
SIN SIN SINFUL
Front: Congratulations. Inside: You're no longer living in sin.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Inside: You’re no longer living in sin. -
MAIL ORDER BRIDE
Front: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride.
Inside: Did you buy her off the internet? -
OPEN IT UP
Front: Congratulations on your engagement. Inside: Will it be an open bar?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on your engagement.
Inside: Will it be an open bar? -
YOU SUCK TOGETHER
Front: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.Front: Enjoy your wedding day.
Inside: Because I won’t.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
WEDDING CRASHERS
Front: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.Front: I love going to weddings.
Inside: But there’s no way I’m going to yours.$5.00$2.00 Add to cart -
QUITTERS NEVER WED
Front: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.Front: You’re taking the walk down the aisle?
Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.$5.00$2.00 Add to cart -
SHEEPISH WEDDING
Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life.
Inside: But getting married isn’t one of them.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
DIVORCE
Front: Thank you for including us in your special day. Back: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thank you for including us in your special day.
Back: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too? -
CLASSY AS FUCK
Front: What a gorgeous wedding. Back: You're so fucking classy.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What a gorgeous wedding.
Back: You’re so fucking classy. -
MARRIAGE NUMBER ONE
Front: You only get married once. Back: Theoretically.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You only get married once.
Back: Theoretically. -
WE’RE NOT WORTHY
Front: Heard you got married. Back: Guess some people weren't invited.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Heard you got married.
Back: Guess some people weren’t invited. -
CURLY HAIRED FUCKER
Front: I always knew you two would get married. Back: But that doesn't mean I approve.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I always knew you two would get married.
Back: But that doesn’t mean I approve. -
HORSES JUST FUCK
Front: What great news. Back: You are capable of love.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What great news.
Back: You are capable of love. -
YOU’RE BETTER SINGLE
Front: I heard you're getting married. Back: That's too bad.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you’re getting married.
Back: That’s too bad. -
COUPLE OF LOSERS
Front: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Back: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the type of couple that will be together forever.
Back: Yeah right. You don’t stand a chance. -
I THEE WED
Front: Marriage is a wonderful thing. Back: For the first few months anyway.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Marriage is a wonderful thing.
Back: For the first few months anyway. -
RUN
Front: I heard wedding bells. Back: Run.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard wedding bells.
Back: Run.
