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GIMME YOUR MONEY
Front: You got the job. Back: Now you can pay me back.Front: You got the job.
Back: Now you can pay me back.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartYOU SUCK BALLS
Front: What a great new job. Back: You'll be fired in no time.Front: What a great new job.
Back: You’ll be fired in no time.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartI SECRETLY HATE YOU
Front: You really deserved that promotion. Back: But I deserved it more.Front: You really deserved that promotion.
Back: But I deserved it more.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
NO CLASS MEANS NO CLASS
Front: Congrats on the new gig. Back: I guess it's the best someone with your education can get.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on the new gig.
Back: I guess it’s the best someone with your education can get.
DUMB IDIOT
Front: They hired you? Back: Idiots.$5.00 Add to cartFront: They hired you?
Back: Idiots.
RETARDED BLACK SHEEP
Front: What a great new job. Back: I didn't know they hired retards.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What a great new job.
Back: I didn’t know they hired retards.
DRUGS ARE BAD
Front: That's great news about the job. Back: I thought you'd fail the drug test.$5.00 Add to cartFront: That’s great news about the job.
Back: I thought you’d fail the drug test.
WHORE CEO
Front: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Heard you got that job.
Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
Front: Congrats on the new position. Back: I thought you could only do missionary.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on the new position.
Back: I thought you could only do missionary.
YOU BLOW EVERYTHING
Front: Congratulations on your new job. Back: Don't blow it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on your new job.
Back: Don’t blow it.
ONLY CHOICE
Front: I heard you got that job. Back: I guess no one else applied.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you got that job.
Back: I guess no one else applied.
ALWAYS ON TOP
Front: I heard you got a promotion. Back: Way to sleep your way to the top.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you got a promotion.
Back: Way to sleep your way to the top.
