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WIFE AND MOTHER
Front: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Back: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother.
Back: Seriously. I could use more attention.
LEAST FAVE
Front: Happy Mother's Day. Back: From your least favourite child.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Mother’s Day.
Back: From your least favourite child.
ALL ABOUT YOU MOM
Front: Today is all about you mom. Back: You self-entitled witch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Today is all about you mom.
Back: You self-entitled witch.
CARELESS OR RECKLESS
Front: You make parenting look easy. Back: Probably because you don't give a shit.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You make parenting look easy.
Back: Probably because you don’t give a shit.
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DUSTIN IS SO OLDSCHOOL
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: Holy fuck, you're old.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Back: Holy fuck, you’re old.
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Front: It's your birthday. Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday.
Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?
DRINK DRANK DRUNK
Front: Another birthday. Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Another birthday.
Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.
WHAT AN ASS
Front: Another year older. Back: And you're still an asshole.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Another year older.
Back: And you’re still an asshole.
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