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MOUSEPAD – NAUGHTY CHICK
Freshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!Freshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!
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MOUSEPAD – THEY LIKE TO SWEAR
Need a little sass in your office space? This mousepad could be the answer!Need a little sass in your office space? This mousepad could be the answer!
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“I HATE STUFF” Notepad
This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that’s 4″ x 5.5″) has 50 lined pages just waiting for your “stuff”.
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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Front:Â I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside:Â I just forgot to buy a card on time.Front:Â I promise I didn’t forget your birthday.
Inside:Â I just forgot to buy a card on time. -
SOCIAL MEDIA WIN
Front:Â I know your birthday was the other day... Inside:Â I just needed social media to remind me.Front:Â I know your birthday was the other day…
Inside:Â I just needed social media to remind me. -
PICKY NOSE PICKER
Front:Â Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside:Â For people that are too damn picky.Front:Â Gift cards are the perfect gift.
Inside:Â For people that are too damn picky. -
FUCKING BIRTHDAY
Front:Â Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside:Â Happy fucking birthday.Front:Â Heard that you’re celebrating a big day.
Inside:Â Happy fucking birthday. -
DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK
Front:Â Got big birthday plans? Inside:Â Or another night of drinking alone?Front:Â Got big birthday plans?
Inside:Â Or another night of drinking alone? -
NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL
Front:Â You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside:Â But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.Front:Â You deserve a huge birthday celebration.
Inside:Â But I’m just giving you a card and buying take-out. -
SILVER SHORT CURLY
Front:Â Getting older isn't so bad. Inside:Â Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.Front:Â Getting older isn’t so bad.
Inside:Â Until the first grey pubic hair arrives. -
BEST GIFT OF ALL
Front:Â Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside:Â Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?Front:Â Happy birthday to my dearest love.
Inside:Â Instead of a gift can I just go down on you? -
ALL ABOUT YOU
Front:Â Today is all about you. Inside:Â You're so selfish.Front:Â Today is all about you.
Inside:Â You’re so selfish. -
TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
Front:Â Birthdays are a time to party. Inside:Â Too bad we're too old for that shit.Front:Â Birthdays are a time to party.
Inside:Â Too bad we’re too old for that shit. -
OUT AND PROUD
Front:Â Congratulations on coming out. Inside:Â I'm fucking proud of you.Front:Â Congratulations on coming out.
Inside:Â I’m fucking proud of you. -
PRIDE BOT
Front:Â Love who you wanna love. Inside:Â I really don't give a shit.Front:Â Love who you wanna love.
Inside:Â I really don’t give a shit. -
UNDERWEAR DON’T CARE
Front:Â You're the best. Inside:Â No matter what's in those undies.Front:Â You’re the best.
Inside:Â No matter what’s in those undies. -
SAME OLD JERK
Front:Â New name. New pronoun. Inside:Â Same old jerk on the inside.Front:Â New name. New pronoun.
Inside:Â Same old jerk on the inside. -
MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
Front:Â Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.Front:Â Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs.
Inside: You two bitches deserve each other. -
MRS. AND MRS. BITCH
Front:Â Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.Front:Â Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs.
Inside: You two bitches deserve each other. -
FAKE NEWS
Front:Â Congratulations. Inside: That's fucking awesome news.Front:Â Congratulations.
Inside: That’s fucking awesome news. -
GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE
Front:Â The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.Front:Â The stockings are hung by the mantel with care.
Inside: Now we’re just waiting for Santa’s fat ass.
WE’RE MOVING + MOVING SUCKS!
By NikkiJuly 17, 2022Big things have been happening around this little home office of mine. Although it’s all been on a personal level and not business related, it’s definitelyMOTHER’S DAY IS COMING
By NikkiApril 30, 2022Hello beautiful people. I just realized that tomorrow is May 1st and I was like, “Oh shit!” Somehow this new month really snuck up onNEW STUFF… FINALLY
By NikkiFebruary 26, 2022It’s been awhile since I last made a new product (Banners back in 2019), so after some humming and hawing, I decided to test outMAKE LOVE NOT WAR
By NikkiFebruary 6, 2022In a world where everyone seems so angry, and everyone hates everyone else, I hope that my little company can provide you with a littleHAPPY NEW YEAR
By NikkiJanuary 1, 2022Well, here we are… another new year! I’m sure I’m not the only one that had a weird 2021. So let us all hope that

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DUSTIN IS SO OLDSCHOOL
Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: Holy fuck, you're old.Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Holy fuck, you’re old. -
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Front: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?Front: It’s your birthday.
Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday? -
FUCK US AWESOMELY
Front: Thank you. Back: You're fucking awesome.Front: Thank you.
Back: You’re fucking awesome. -
DRINK DRANK DRUNK
Front: Another birthday. Inside: Another reason to get shit-faced.Front: Another birthday.
Inside: Another reason to get shit-faced. -
CRAZY SHIT
Front: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.Front: You deserve to be celebrated.
Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit… And you’re still alive. -
OLD BROAD
Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: You old broad.Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: You old broad. -
DEFINITELY TOO OLD
Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.Front: A piece of birthday advice for you?
Inside: Start lying about your age. -
WHOOP DEE DOO
Front: It's your birthday. Inside: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.Front: It’s your birthday.
Inside: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. -
BOOBIES
Front: It must be your birthday. Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.Front: It must be your birthday.
Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging. -
WHAT AN ASS
Front: Another year older. Inside: And you're still an asshole.Rated 5.00 out of 5Front: Another year older.
Inside: And you’re still an asshole.