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DUSTIN IS SO OLDSCHOOL
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: Holy fuck, you're old.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Back: Holy fuck, you’re old. -
DRINK DRANK DRUNK
Front: Another birthday. Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Another birthday.
Back: Another reason to get shit-faced. -
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Front: It's your birthday. Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday.
Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday? -
FUCK US AWESOMELY
Front: Thank you. Back: You're fucking awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thank you.
Back: You’re fucking awesome. -
WHAT AN ASS
Front: Another year older. Back: And you're still an asshole.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Another year older.
Back: And you’re still an asshole. -
OLD BROAD
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: You old broad.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Back: You old broad. -
ANOTHER FUCKING DAY
Front: Have a very happy birthday. Back: Or don't. I don't fucking care.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have a very happy birthday.
Back: Or don’t. I don’t fucking care. -
DIRTY DREAMS
Front: May all your birthday wishes come true. Back: You fucking pervert.$5.00 Add to cartFront: May all your birthday wishes come true.
Back: You fucking pervert. -
MOMMY’S VAG
Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate.
Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom’s vagina. -
WHOOP DEE DOO
Front: It's your birthday. Back: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday.
Back: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.