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MALLS WILL BLEED YOU DRY
Front: Time to go shopping. Back: This fucking sucks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Time to go shopping.
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MRS. BITCH CLAUS
Front: Santa Claus is great. Back: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Santa Claus is great.
Back: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.
TRAFFIC STOP
Front: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Back: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money?
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DUSTIN IS SO OLDSCHOOL
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: Holy fuck, you're old.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Back: Holy fuck, you’re old.
DRINK DRANK DRUNK
Front: Another birthday. Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Another birthday.
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WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Front: It's your birthday. Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday.
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WHAT AN ASS
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