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DUSTIN IS SO OLDSCHOOL
Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: Holy fuck, you're old.Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Holy fuck, you’re old. -
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Front: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?Front: It’s your birthday.
Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday? -
FUCK US AWESOMELY
Front: Thank you. Back: You're fucking awesome.Front: Thank you.
Back: You’re fucking awesome. -
DRINK DRANK DRUNK
Front: Another birthday. Inside: Another reason to get shit-faced.Front: Another birthday.
Inside: Another reason to get shit-faced. -
OLD BROAD
Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: You old broad.Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: You old broad. -
CRAZY SHIT
Front: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.Front: You deserve to be celebrated.
Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit… And you’re still alive. -
WHAT AN ASS
Front: Another year older. Inside: And you're still an asshole.Rated 5.00 out of 5Front: Another year older.
Inside: And you’re still an asshole. -
WHOOP DEE DOO
Front: It's your birthday. Inside: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.Front: It’s your birthday.
Inside: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. -
NATALIE LIKES OWLS
Front: You're a real hoot. Inside: Oops, I mean ho. You're a real ho.Front: You’re a real hoot.
Inside: Oops, I mean ho. You’re a real ho. -
ANOTHER FUCKING DAY
Front: Have a very happy birthday. Inside: Or don't. I don't fucking care.Rated 5.00 out of 5Front: Have a very happy birthday.
Inside: Or don’t. I don’t fucking care.