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GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION
Holiday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!$30.00 Add to cartHoliday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that’s just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!
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MALLS WILL BLEED YOU DRY
Front: Time to go shopping. Back: This fucking sucks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Time to go shopping.
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Front: Santa Claus is great. Back: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Santa Claus is great.
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DUSTIN IS SO OLDSCHOOL
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: Holy fuck, you're old.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Back: Holy fuck, you’re old.CompareProduct added! Browse WishlistThe product is already in the wishlist! Browse WishlistWHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Front: It's your birthday. Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday.
Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?CompareProduct added! Browse WishlistThe product is already in the wishlist! Browse WishlistDRINK DRANK DRUNK
Front: Another birthday. Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Another birthday.
Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.CompareProduct added! Browse WishlistThe product is already in the wishlist! Browse WishlistWHAT AN ASS
Front: Another year older. Back: And you're still an asshole.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Another year older.
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