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DUSTIN IS SO OLDSCHOOL
Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: Holy fuck, you're old.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Holy fuck, you’re old. -
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Front: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday.
Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday? -
FUCK US AWESOMELY
Front: Thank you. Back: You're fucking awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thank you.
Back: You’re fucking awesome. -
DRINK DRANK DRUNK
Front: Another birthday. Inside: Another reason to get shit-faced.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Another birthday.
Inside: Another reason to get shit-faced. -
OLD BROAD
Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: You old broad.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Inside: You old broad. -
WHOOP DEE DOO
Front: It's your birthday. Inside: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday.
Inside: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. -
CRAZY SHIT
Front: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve to be celebrated.
Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit… And you’re still alive. -
WHAT AN ASS
Front: Another year older. Inside: And you're still an asshole.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Another year older.
Inside: And you’re still an asshole. -
BOOBIES
Front: It must be your birthday. Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It must be your birthday.
Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging. -
ANOTHER FUCKING DAY
Front: Have a very happy birthday. Inside: Or don't. I don't fucking care.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have a very happy birthday.
Inside: Or don’t. I don’t fucking care.